banned-users

fucking leg

stole my joke

Vinny, I'll post a fake ebay ad if you want

You'll fake buy it from me

I'll confirm you did

Except you revealed your plan! I am an apple sleeper agent

OR, you just go into the Apple store and say you bought it

you're all going down

And I GUARENTEE the Apple store will unlock/wipe it for you

Say it's a hand-me down from your mom

Or get it traced back to the owner and fuck the broad who dropped it

wait, that last one wouldn't work

ebay is a better story

say your mom died of cancer and put you in her will for the phone

No Pika, they probably can see the account name

vinny legally change your last name

to the account owners

I don't know who the original owner is

Oh Vinny, better idea

You "sell" it to your sister

and she goes to the Apple store

She'll have proof of purchase

"I bought this from a YouTuber"

"Here's the receipt"

only 1.3mil

Yikeers

Damn you autocorrect

That's a big ol' yikes

f u c k

In his honor, they should just stop trying to make new SpongeBob episodes

That's unlikely since it's raised 13 billion in merchandise alone

Damn, he wasn’t even that old

assassinated

I don't understand at all

5318008

What don’t you understand?

umbreon are you growing some?

No I’m flatter than a loli

Good

can we all do secret santa but with nipples

Yes

okay Umbreon you send to pika

keep it secret though

There's going to be one black nipple

And it'll start a witch hunt

Secret dms?

Banned

No I

No uou

you

no owo

I found my new favorite saber HNNNG

I know it's a different Saber But I like the idea that King Arthur just pulled an Asuna and dyed her hair blue

kek

its a chinese cuck

Girls aren’t supposed to hnnng

no

his name is

"Gao Changgong"

Max what was your previous most favorite saber?

uh

hm

ill tell you after i eat

Shielder: Galahad Saber: Seiba (Alter), Mordred, Sigurd Archer: EMIYA, Gil-kun~, Nobu, Rape Victim Lancer: Karna, Brynhildrrdlrdl, LION KING, Ereshkigal, Valkyrie Rider: seiba (alter) (santa), seiba (alter) (swimsuit), Caster: Medea, Waver, Medea (Lily), Solomon, Irisviel, Gil-kun~ (Caster), Merlin, Anastasia Assassin: Jack, Shiki, EMIYA (Assassin), Mountain Man, Okada BERSERKAR: Herc, Vlad III, Cu (Alter), MHX (Alter), Hijikata Toshizo, Ruler: Amakusa Avenger: Dantes, ANGRA Moon Cancer: Loli BB (She's in the datamines!!!) Alter Ego: Meltlilith I guess Foreigner: Lavinia

i cant pick just one

it took me a sec to get "rape victim"

rip

I'm going to pull for her so hard

I think she's my top favorite archer actually

plus the OST that plays during her NP

lol

https://i.imgur.com/SAjVlFr.png