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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Monday, November 26, 2018
Did you see the gay handshake though?
My favorite part about that caravan picture is that the main woman has a frozen shirt on that doesn’t even fit her
The fist bump shit
Is there a way to get rid of an icloud activation lock without the person or proof of purchase
I assume their is, because used iPhones exist
Well, this is what google told me
the recommended method should be not having an iphone
Well that's not an option for me since it was found on the side of the road
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so youre a thief
got it
There's no point in keeping it if you don't have the password
The US government doesn't even have a way of breaking that
totally
Just like the NSA totally isn't reading everything we say
didnt they get in
if the NSA wants to watch us talk about sucking eachother off, then I say let them
I mean, there was that controversy a few years ago where they wanted apple to give them a backdoor to get into a terrorist's cellphone
yeah
Apple refused
and didnt they break in
afterwords
And then they bought a hack that let them get in
The NSA spends more time in the porn channel than anywhere else on the server who are you kidding
money solves everything
I don't remember that part
i remember them saying they got in
nobody officially knows how much was paid
Well, I guess vinny only needs to match that mystery price
later indicating the tool cost more than $1.3 million and that they did not purchase the rights to technical details about how the tool functions.I probably do not have enough money
Oh nevermind, they did eventually say publically
Oh I definitely do not have enough money
Vinny, just take it to an Apple store, say you bought it off ebay
I get where you are going
sell it to a fence and buy an android
then smash it and buy a real phone
I won't have proof of purchase
fucking leg
stole my joke
Vinny, I'll post a fake ebay ad if you want
You'll fake buy it from me
I'll confirm you did
Except you revealed your plan! I am an apple sleeper agent
OR, you just go into the Apple store and say you bought it
you're all going down
And I GUARENTEE the Apple store will unlock/wipe it for you
Say it's a hand-me down from your mom
Or get it traced back to the owner and fuck the broad who dropped it
wait, that last one wouldn't work
ebay is a better story
say your mom died of cancer and put you in her will for the phone
No Pika, they probably can see the account name
vinny legally change your last name
to the account owners
I don't know who the original owner is
Oh Vinny, better idea
You "sell" it to your sister
and she goes to the Apple store
She'll have proof of purchase
"I bought this from a YouTuber"
"Here's the receipt"
only 1.3mil
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Yikeers
Damn you autocorrect
That's a big ol' yikes
f u c k
In his honor, they should just stop trying to make new SpongeBob episodes
That's unlikely since it's raised 13 billion in merchandise alone
Damn, he wasn’t even that old
assassinated