banned-users

too busy vomiting

Glad you kappa'd there

yeah he did not guess correctly

Could've fooled me

Well, my phone died

Died

battery ran out

oh

But fuck charging it, I bought a new phone that should get here tomorrow

(hopefully)

what phone

LG G7 ThinQ

Went to a bestbuy, and channeled my inner little kid and just molested all the phones with my hands

Liked that one the most

Still spent more money on books than I did on a phone, which is an achievement in my book

maybe i just need to do that

I went in sure I was going to buy a Samsung s9

But that curved screen is hit or miss

And I couldn't stand reading text that was curved at the edges

Made me feel like I was reading on a broken screen

you have to hold it really close

That way it curves with your head

LG's marketing is 10/10 though

kek

Well I prefer the wired ones anyway

we talkin phones

Do you own a phone Reggie?

i had an iphone se until today

now i have a oneplus 6t

Found you

biggest complaint with android so far, why the fuck does it take so long to import files

how am i supposed to move 30gb of porn

get a better usb cord

Why are you moving files wirelessly?

porn on your phone Jebaited

i am using the type c one i got with it

and it does like 1 picture per second

It's clearly checking them all with the police kappa

idk what its doing

the transfer also broke after 4000 items

so i am resorting to importing rar files through drive

.rars

What the fuck is on your phone

why are you putting a bunch of porn on your phone

do you take mid day fap breaks

Wait, I think we discussed this before, or at least Karp did is your phone your main computer?

just do what I do an look through #yiffy-cumhole on your downtime

literally just store it all on discord

What

gent shh

thats the porn channel

don't worry about it

pika dont tell gent about that!

I am going to be honest, I forgot it was named that

I only ever read the first part

it's a good name

because who faps at a desk blobhuh but no actually just because i get all kinds of pictures, most of them not actually even nsfw, from pixiv, twitter, tumblr, ect. and I prefer the apps to sitting at my pc

>who faps at a desk

people who sit at desks a lot?

fapping at a desk is proven gay

Your point?

you have to do it in a peaceful meditation chamber

fap at your dinning room table like a real man

What if it's a standing desk and you're thrusting and everything

also because family tend to use pc, whereas they rarely have my phone

>not jerking of in front of your family

Enable tts again

>says the man too afraid to jerk it on the public bus

is there a way to make notifications more...notificationy? like how ios has the banners at the top of screen, all i have the option for is a beep and a dot on the app

sense no one else is saying it >not jerking your family

Yes Reggie, but fuck if I know how to use OxygenOS

whats that gent you want me to tts

Okay gent I'll tts for you

Try it faggo