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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Monday, November 26, 2018
is that why you don't
perhaps
Clearly its because of my lack of big dick energy
go buy some
no u
the price is inflated these days
in a couple of hours the sun will rise
umbreon is not a degenerate
costs around 56.75 for some big dick energy these days
how would you know Dolfin?
have you been looking into that
wow dolfin needs some too
seen it in stores when im shopping for groceries
Of course
Sure you do
its right next to the cheese section for some reason
Uhuh
Sure
He needs it so he doesnt feel bad when he gets pegged by Megan
dude
go check any kroger
uhuh
It's okay dolfin
taking steroids would probably work out better for you
Is life really worth living
If you can't have unlimited big dick energy
well i've been living for 3 years with a small pingor, so i can say yes
what about prior to those years
Okay what do you live for
Uh, we don't talk about those years porygon
I live to do rad things and screw rules
I'm imagining 11 year old Umbreon at the playground wipping his big ol' grey dick out, which is huge by whatevergradethatis standards
why is it grey
lack of light
first color that came to my mind
arent kid peepees a different color
its using discords dark theme
and they change over time
Sorta like an evolution
yep
thats how it works
umbreon
it's ok
you can tell me about the playground "accident"
Yes umbreon
Tell us
i got bricked in the face once at the playground
Nice
is bricked a metaphor
did you get a sick scar?
at least no one can mistake me for a jew now
i used to
oof
I wrote "BITCH" or "FUCK" on a slide
woah
Edgy
you fucking vandal
I was a wild child in first grade
Sure were
Im calling the Virgin Police
shit
Virginia*
then i slowly devolved into a little bitch
When I was a kid I used to have anger issues
I'm more surprised the slide wasn't stolen
Very nice indeed
Virgin police are for you umbreon
I never wrote bitch on a slide though
bitch
I will fuck you
no
No.
That's rape.
Sans will protect me
Yeah fuck you umbreon