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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, November 22, 2018
there's only one doctor here
I am a doctor now.
and its @Spooky Phijkchu
I have a doctorate in computer science
So I’m a doctor
Dr. Spooky
help
Spooky please confirm everything I’ve said
These heathers do not believe me.
RusPH.D
would of been better
good joke
I even have a doctorate!
any of you fine boys
wana taste some of my salty ham
yes i would like to devour your salty ham
present it
woah woah woah
such harsh language
woah woah
thats like
we most do foreplay first
your opinion
you want to prep your ham
i see
yes yes
Is your ham glazed?
its salty
Or do I need to glaze it
; )))
ew
Can we have a picture of the ham?
I need to take samples of both of your semen, so I know for sure
Work out which of you wants the front, which one wants the back
Can I just get it myself?
Nonono, a doctor had to administer these tests
Wouldn't want to have you injure yourself trying to extract your own seed
I am a doctor
Even the best doctors don't operate on themselves
Tag-team this with me
That’s probably true for a surgery
But don’t worry
I know how to do this
All I need is a turkey baster and a little bit of elbow grease
I really shouldn’t have eaten dessert
Now I may actually puke
Can you help with this doctor Spooky?
I specialize in computer health, not this kind of stuff
Open mouth kiss your uncle
And just store the excess food in your stomach in his
Why did I ask
ew
why
is this a thing
"live action"
bullshit, that just CGI
yep
Oh, it's scored by Hans Zimmer
If this movie came out next month, it would kill at the box office
It's the perfect Christmas movie
it does look good
that actually looks good yeah
I hope its as dark as Hamlet Kappa
Nala should kill herself because Simba kills her mom
wait is mufasa James Earl Jones?
there should be a soliloquy where simba talks to a skull
there should be a graphic scene of Scar balls deep in Sarabi
i don't think there were sex scenes in Hamlet
there are implied ones
still want Scar to bang Sarabi
adds to the lore
because Claudius wanted to make an heir to his throne
i need to reread hamlet
Dolfin comes out as a furry
as a source elitist
fire comes out as an anti semite
Rusp, explain