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rusp you will be recognized by future historians, your jokes are clearly too smart for us simpletons to comprehend

YES

YES

FINALLY

This is my version of the boardwalk burgers joke

I’ll tell it on every episode of the MetaPod

My stomach has somewhat recovered

more dessert?

cummies?

I haven’t had any yet

ok

what

Of either

the fuck

umbreon

i think youve been gone too long

it’s okay cumbreon

just tell me one thing

what color is your semen

blue

BLUE??!

YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR

What the fuck

no see

It’s supposed to be dark green??

its the same color as my toothpaste

so its fine

Rusp

he's an umbreon

youre not an umbreon

Nonononon

Everything has the same color semen

have you considered the fact that my semen is albino?

It’s nature

check and m8

Blue is not albino??

how would you know

I’m a doctor

have you seen albino semen?

I’ve seen plenty of albino semen in my time

you've seen another man's semen therefore you are hella gay

Hold on let me look at my notes

a..

gay retard?

Oh no

Rusp

It’s even worse then I thought

Youre not a doctor

Stand the fuck down

there's only one doctor here

I am a doctor now.

and its @Spooky Phijkchu

I have a doctorate in computer science

So I’m a doctor

Dr. Spooky

help

Spooky please confirm everything I’ve said

These heathers do not believe me.

RusPH.D

would of been better

good joke

I even have a doctorate!

any of you fine boys

wana taste some of my salty ham

;)

yes i would like to devour your salty ham

present it

woah woah woah

such harsh language

woah woah

thats like

we most do foreplay first

your opinion

oh

you want to prep your ham

i see

yes yes

Is your ham glazed?

its salty

Or do I need to glaze it