banned-users

I have a cool story about blood and needles or something

"Oh, this kid looks sick, send him away"

My friend had some kind of heart problem and they had him stress tested on a treadmill

one time you trioed heroin-

oh

There was a IV in his arm and it popped out mid run

And during the entire run they kept trying to stab it back into his arm

but yeah i am in pain, but they gave me a flippin' massive pill of ibuprofen and now i'm just exhausted

The right side of his white shirt was completely red

what?

Dialga, let me put on my Dr.Spooky hat for a second

Spooky I do not trust you

Dr spooky PogChamp

Dialga, do you know the dosage of ibuprofen you got?

Because often, what they'll hand out are just 500mg horse pills

That they pretend are a lot

So uh

i think it was 800mg

Why’d you panic when they were taking blood

I didn't panic

Oh

Sorry sorry

Why’d you puke

If you're still in pain, you can take more ibuprofen than that

Do they know

the puking was unrelated

i just had a bad lunch

Depending on your body weight of course, but you can safely take 2000-3000mg

more might upset your stomach again

i'm not as fat as pika is

Woah

Geez

it's true so i can say it

A lot of people think ibuprofen is shit, because they take such small doses of it

pika doesn't care

>banned

I am in fact fat

cannot ban a lie

All I'm saying, is that it actually is really effective if you take a real dossage

im good right now

good

After whats his name left, we can't stand to lose more members

If you take too much ibuprofen it fucks up your liver

speaking of, that's an interesting thought

how many of the people who don't talk are actually just dead

Also can have many more sideffects

my liver is perfectly fine rusp

does it give you a sans eye

Rusp, don't make my put my Dr.Spooky hat back on

But that's such an overblown fear

i think drinking would kill my liver faster than 800mg of ibuprofen

if any oral drug you take is effecting your liver, that's because your stomach is already bleeding and you should have been in crippling pain

my stomach and bowels are fine

i got many xrays

now you are dying xrays mutated your cells

oof

Goodbye sperm

You have testy cancer

If i get cnacer i'll start making so many cancer jokes

We could donate some of the communal Phijkchu sperm to the cause if you ever are in need Dialga

i wont need it

nobody would mate with me anyway

>mate

Well there's your problem, that word choice

tell them it’s from me

They’ll take it

listen spooky

i'm tired

See, when a women says she's tired to you, just be more forceful I'm sure she also wants to "mate" with you

just don't look at her underwear

that's rape

if i get cancer i'll get enough privilege points to look at underwear

>thinking cancer gives your privilege points

you need breast cancer or ovarian cancer for that

Can confirm

Dialga, real, real talk for a second actually, this goes to anyone in Phijkchu I guess (sans Max/xBrox)

Wdym they are traps