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Thursday, November 15, 2018
Ties are an affront to God
Kappa
What the fuck
huh, that's a shitty looking dish
Yeah
It's like something college me would make
Why isn’t yours a dessert
Terrible
it tastes almost as good as it looks
Hotdog, and canned vegetables
I don't think it'd taste bad
I just think it looks like an amateur as fuck dish
it's just mashed potato and any mashed vegetable
with a side of sausage
And a hotdog
Important part
Just eat regular mashed potatoes
In Russia, "mashed potatoes" are called Oliver's salad
just FWI
I love eating Oliver’s salad
get it
It's potato salad everywhere else
But in Russia, all mashed/minced potato dishes are just called the same thing
So you never know what you'll get
ha ha
russian roulette
Our state animal is white-tail deer
makes sense
They’re fucking everywhere
how about fish
Huh, go figure Rusp
y'all have special fishes?
Our's is deer too
It’s probably walleye
But is it the white tail deer
We have largemouth bass for fish
Yeah
Ours was the walleye
Which (for the record) are not usually large enough for an adult human male's penis
Not surprised
european national animals mostly make no sense
I wouldn’t recommend fucking a walleye
it's usually lions
They’ve got teeth
despite there not being lions
I’ve caught a grand total of 8 walleye in my life
I thought the Netherlands had fish on all their shit
Perch are more fun to catch
nope
though i would prefer that
Hey guess what losers
State drink is tomato juice
What a great state drink
Damn drunkards
Tomato juice is all you need
guess i'll become an alcoholic
Oh, I was wrong
Swore it was Virginia wine
Milk and Whiskey
Amazing
Quite the combo
I can’t think of any other things to look up
hmmm
sports?
probably the same in all states
Oh our motto
“With God, all things are possible.”
Sorry Rick and Morty fans
You’re not allowed here
State gemstone is
Flint
Wowie
Great choice
Oh
I’ve always wondered why they played this song everywhere
It’s apparently the state rock song