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Wednesday, October 31, 2018
You were an original colony
the first*
the second*
shhh
Massachusetts
We were named after the first non-virgin in America though
That's pretty good
I bet Ohio has more astronauts then you
Us Ohioans are known for our aerospace prowess
Also fuck North Carolina we invented the airplane
And technically the lightbulb
I think
Man, can we go back to these borders
oof
Classic Quebec
Or better yet
Disgusting
We kicked Quebec's ass in the war
Astronauts by state
The original original maps looked like this
Aeronautical geniuses
But then we decided straight lines were gay
Dicks are straight so straight lines are gay
Though the term for not being gay is straight
Rusp, you're as straight as a circle
And I'll prove it too
Wyoming Nevada and Alaska need to step up their game
One of these days
I’m not homosexual, Spooky.
Well, Ohio might be
https://www.sos.ky.gov/admin/land/resources/PublishingImages/KYYesterday13Colonies.jpg
It sure seems to like being inside us
I’m from rural Ohio, if I were gay I would have been lynched by now.
All Virginians are virgins
Prove me wrong
virginia is for LOVERS
its our motto
That’s
we cant be virgins
A gay motto
its FOR LOVERS
It says that on all our licenses plates too
Guess what our motto is
Just so all the other states now how big of chads we are
With God, all things are possible
thats a pretty gay motto
fuck
Also Birthplace of Aviation
Not as gay as Maryland
the motto of south holland is also related to god
we're fucking atheist
lmao
And the Heart of it All
Those are our three mottos
We also have Sic semper tyrannis Max
tyrannis
and big dicks
Fucking my states motto is gay
"Wisdom, Justice, Moderation"
damnit Georgia
Guess what my state fruit is
TOMATO
Perfect
The fruit that some people don’t even know is a fruit
why did i just look up georgias state fruit im retarded
Our state seal has a dragon dildo on it though
that makes it a pretty shitty fruit
"State Sovereignty, National Union"
Can't top that
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Seal_of_Virginia.svg/2000px-Seal_of_Virginia.svg.png
thats a chad
That’s
Tell me he's not holding a dildo
