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Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Why do you think I am on discord lol
Amusing myself via my phone
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Little girl asks me if frankenstein is in my house
I jokingly say idk
She demands I go check
she's trying to steal your candy, beat her up
My town doesn’t have trick or treat on Halloween
wow what a loser
We have it on the weekend
A smart move
Rusp, jesus
How small is your town
Not that small
Around 10k or something
You can't just move Halloween
Well
It means the kids can stay up late after eating a lot of candy
you
cant just move halloween
They don't get to bring their candy to school the next day and trade then
I thought everywhere did this tbh
Everywhere around me does it
Must be an Ohio thing
My street growing up did a Halloween parade, the weekend before Halloween, during the day
We do a parade too
It was a block party, but with all the kids in costume
no where cool does this rusp
just shitty ohio
Moving the holiday is gay
Take it back max
I will block you
Ohio is the greatest state
Listen
9(?) presidents have been from Ohio
We’re doing something right
Washington was from Virginia
Checkmate
its 7
Who gives a shit about Georgie
I knew it was 7 or 9
https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5b7c1e85e199f330008b538c-960-823.jpg
Get fucked Rusp
Well come on
You were an original colony
the first*
the second*
shhh
Massachusetts
We were named after the first non-virgin in America though
That's pretty good
I bet Ohio has more astronauts then you
Us Ohioans are known for our aerospace prowess
Also fuck North Carolina we invented the airplane
And technically the lightbulb
I think
Man, can we go back to these borders
oof
Classic Quebec
Or better yet
Disgusting
We kicked Quebec's ass in the war
Astronauts by state
The original original maps looked like this
Aeronautical geniuses
But then we decided straight lines were gay
Dicks are straight so straight lines are gay
Though the term for not being gay is straight
Rusp, you're as straight as a circle
And I'll prove it too
Wyoming Nevada and Alaska need to step up their game
One of these days
