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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Sunday, October 28, 2018
Rather than getting railed by dicks at a frat party
I’ll tell him that a pedophile online told me to get a MacBook
Also I will never go to a frat party
So I think I’m good there
Where else will you find half-a-dozen straight guys willing to run the train on you?
Listen spooky
>using a macbook
I don’t know what you got up to in college, but I’d prefer to not get fucked in my ass by anyone other than the 18 naked cowboys in rdr 2
Darn
spooky obviously went to a southern cowboy collegee
so it was fine
I'm just saying, you're already getting fucked by your tuition
Might as well throw more wood on the fire
anal is disgusting anyway
My tuition probably won’t be terrible
no its not, why would god make it if its not good
checkmate
kappa
why is getting fucking in the ass a phrase that implies something bad happened to you
checkmate
Exactly, if God didn't want us to store all them nummy cummies in our butts, why did he give us assholes
checkmate
because homophobes pika
GOD MADE asses, he didnt make homophobes
god gave us assholes for bad dragons not cum
You are going to scare gent away with this pro gay talk
Rusp, I don't think you understand how Bad Dragon work
is that a bad thing?
kappa
you're all degenerates
What’s the problem spooky
no u
also rusp, there's bad dragons that shoot cu
Could you send me a picture of how they work
http://sextoydb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bad-dragon-razor-doberman-review-syringe-attached-to-cumtube.jpg
There you go
ShookNagatoro
Tf is going on here
good time to come back to life rusps friend
oh rusp's friend is here just in time
bio, i did tell you before to run away
dialga, bio is gay (probably)
this server is gay
its a perfect math
match*
this server is so straight it is only ironically gay
What’s our official stance on the gays
if you ironically do anal with a dude it is still straight
Of course
we're not an offical group anymore so we have no offical stance
kappa
No homo and all
Wait, but if Bio is gay, that means traps are gay
Of course traps are gay
bio are you always a trap
or do you change
No not always
see, bio is only gay HALF the time
maybe he alternates between gay and trap
oh ok, everything checks out then
half gay
when he is a trap he is straight since he looks like a chick so fucking dudes is straight
when he is not a trap he is 100% gay
yep
oh man
if he fucks a woman as a trap he is still gay though
maybe he only turns into traps on a full moon
A trap isn’t gay if you don’t know it’s a trap
a weretrap
But if you know it’s a trap you are gay
There's a certain part of a trap
That is kind of a giveaway
WEEWEE
Well like
If they’re a good tucker
spooky dont you read the doujins
traps invert their penii inside to make a fake vagina hole
