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Rusp Oct 17, 2018 10:25 PM banned-users

Teh Metapod Player Characters

legorhin Oct 18, 2018 6:51 AM banned-users

https://twitter.com/aeonlamb/status/1052777579961176064

Hey, so apparently Discord decided to quietly update their TOS with a clause that says you must forfeit your right to sue them or take part in a class-action lawsuit. There's a way to "opt out" if you do so within the next 30 days by emailing arbitration-opt-out@discord.c...

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 1:14 PM banned-users

Oh no Pika, Jim is kill now

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 1:15 PM banned-users

Kappa

Phijkchu_Pikachu Oct 18, 2018 1:18 PM banned-users

I know I saw

legorhin Oct 18, 2018 1:59 PM banned-users

https://twitter.com/paolini/status/1050030937478582274?s=19

Greetings Friends! I’m delighted to announce the December 31, 2018 release of THE FORK, THE WITCH, AND THE WORM, a collection of short stories set in Alagaësia. More Eragon! More Saphira! More ... Angela? Prepare yourselves, Dragon Riders! #ForkWitchWorm https://t.co/c...

legorhin Oct 18, 2018 2:00 PM banned-users

why after christmas

Gent Oct 18, 2018 2:11 PM banned-users

I remember that series...what sort of title is that supposed to be

Gent Oct 18, 2018 2:12 PM banned-users

Stealing from Narnia?

Phijkchu_Giratina Oct 18, 2018 2:16 PM banned-users

Narnia did it better kappa

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:18 PM banned-users

i- im sorry what? i understand the witch and maybe the worm, but fork!?

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:18 PM banned-users

It’s a classic combo

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:19 PM banned-users

Two living things and an inanimate object

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:19 PM banned-users

you know

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:19 PM banned-users

like

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:19 PM banned-users

ah yes, like the lion, witch, and the wardrobe Kappa

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:20 PM banned-users

I guess the combo is actually a witch, a random animal, and an inanimate object

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:20 PM banned-users

👌

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:21 PM banned-users

Oh man

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:22 PM banned-users

I’m going over the work I need to make up for school

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:22 PM banned-users

And I have three essays

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:22 PM banned-users

I’m so fucked

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:22 PM banned-users

rip, better start multitasking then

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:22 PM banned-users

I’m incapable of multitasking

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

And barely capable of focusing on a single task

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

double rip

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

Better start paying Spooky to do them for you

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

You think I have money?

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

You think I was asking for money?

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

Oh right

legorhin Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

not with that attitude rusp

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:23 PM banned-users

I’ll ask my classmates for nude photos

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:24 PM banned-users

Will that be good payment

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 2:24 PM banned-users

A picture's worth a thousand words

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:24 PM banned-users

that’s pretty good

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:24 PM banned-users

as a deal and a joke

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 2:24 PM banned-users

I feel like I'd only get pics of your gay friend though

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 2:25 PM banned-users

Not sure this will work out for me

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:25 PM banned-users

No dont worry

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:25 PM banned-users

I have some very charismatic friends with like hundreds of pictures of ladies

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:25 PM banned-users

Which is weird

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:25 PM banned-users

But very helpful for me in this situation

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

ah i see, so you have a pervert group

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

Not really perverts

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

More like

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

Popular

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

oof you lost me when you said 'not really'

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

They collect them like Pokémon cards

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

Kinda like a social status

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

tahts even worse

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

why

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:26 PM banned-users

I dunno

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:27 PM banned-users

All I know

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:27 PM banned-users

and your friends with them because?

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:28 PM banned-users

It’s not one of their defining characteristics!

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:28 PM banned-users

Also if you think they’re bad, you shouldn’t like spooky

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:28 PM banned-users

Spooky is a criminal mastermind

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:28 PM banned-users

And also the FBI

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:29 PM banned-users

you gonna defend yourself spooky?

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 2:29 PM banned-users

I mean, I'm not in jail yet

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2018 2:29 PM banned-users

So I think I'm doing something right

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:29 PM banned-users

They’re not either

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:29 PM banned-users

Basically on the same level

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:29 PM banned-users

And by they I mean one person

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:30 PM banned-users

Who I’m not very close friends with

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:30 PM banned-users

gj defending yourself rusp, i almost lost all my faith and trust in you

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:31 PM banned-users

I probably don’t deserve any faith or trust

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:31 PM banned-users

Not that I do anything bad

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:31 PM banned-users

sir

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:31 PM banned-users

Just that this is the internet and there’s no way for you to verify that previous statement

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:31 PM banned-users

i mean as a human

Phijkchu_Pikachu Oct 18, 2018 2:31 PM banned-users

>assuming he is human

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:32 PM banned-users

I’m clearly not human

xBrox Oct 18, 2018 2:33 PM banned-users

very well, i almost lost all my faith in you, interdimentional species sir

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:33 PM banned-users

Greetings, traveler. Have you heard of the High Elves?

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:35 PM banned-users

Okay so

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:35 PM banned-users

My essays are 3, 2, and 4 pages respectively

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:35 PM banned-users

One is an argumentative

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:35 PM banned-users

One is a book “review”

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:36 PM banned-users

And one is a midterm review for history

Rusp Oct 18, 2018 2:36 PM banned-users

This will be fun