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Oh, Dolf, aren't you the flexible one

no actually my fat stomach and ribs are in the way

i was actually able to touch my toes with out bending my knees for the first time today lol

We have gone overthis

i am the same size as pika but younger

See dolf, if you drank more dick milk growing up this wouldn't be an issue

but

i ate my dogs ass to make up for it

wat

Also Max

You make it sound like some huge ordeal

spitters are quitters

^

nut up or shut up

thank you for reminding me why the internet is single Kappa

HEY

MY BODY PILLOW IS VERY REAL

SHE TREATS ME WELL

Dolf almost got a girlfriend this Summer xBrox

Fucking

Progress

dont remind me

not like ive forgotten lol

but we are friends again at least

oh dear

did you confess?

Oh... did you miss this saga xBrox

(might be best not to bring it up)

yeah how did you miss this lol

ah

nah its fine

im done with it for now

wont see her again until feb anyways

Op

I told her, she basically said she liked me too but she wasnt emotionally ready for a relationship

ahh

then we didnt interact with each other for a month

then at an executives conference for a youth group we are in we started to talk again

See Dolf, if this youth group was the Hitler Youth, she would have been way more receptive to your advances

Kind of like Phijkchu

no we are both jewish

and both presidents so we each have power

me more so because im a 2 termer

oof, i think your offer for them to join was just shut down spooky Kappa

Looks that way

Rip Pika

tomorrow marks 30 days

He still isnt back?

when are we holding the funeral service?

Eh, it's too late now, might as well just not

It's what he would have wanted

21 gun salute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOtmqSTCk0

Well, Pika and I have still been pretty active trading pics and shit

fucking liar

try and get him back, turnip aint here that might convince him

Trading nudes?

He'll rejoin soo enough

Plot Twist: im turnip too

my guess he will join for christmas when no ones on and then leave again Kappa

i mean if he joined with an alt i probably wouldn't care

No one would know if he didn;t hop on VC or post MS paint memes

Well

actually

We'd never mistake you for turnip, dolfin

or did you mistake turnip for me?

Literally impossible

FUCK YOU

UMBREON

2 MINUTES

I CANT CATCH THAT

FUCK YOU

if you keep talking it'll depawn

HOW AM i SUPPOSED TO LEARN

HOW TO SPELL

oops caps