banned-users

i woke up this morning, sick (still am, just a huge cold)

and i went downstairs to pour some orange juice

ah yes, that cold that causes you to spontaneously get cuts

From the Bunny Girl anime

and when i pulled the glass out of the cabinent, i slammed the glass onto the side of the cabinet

by accident

nah she got bullied online

and now my hand is torn up

and that gave her the cut

oof, shit Max, that sounds bad

its not that bad

just my fingers

it was from the last time I argued with her Kappa

idk, glass cuts are the worst

finger cuts*

they dont stop bleeding

also rip

finger anything is bad, because you notice the injury every time you do anything

paper cuts on my fingers are my kryptonite

so i put pressure/a napkin on the cuts for like 2 hours until i found a few shitty old bandaids in a bag from like 5 years ago

That must be doubly true for Max Umbreon, since she has no fingernails anymore

and then before i showered i went and bought more

i dont get papercuts

like ever

Well good, I guess you didn;t need your fingernails after all

Also, were you able to salvage the orange juice glass?

no the entire top of it is busted

and i guess i should elaborate

its just a small glass i was going to pour orange juice in

it says orange on it and its kinda small

not that small

but i dont drink a lot of orange juice at once so i use it all the time

we have one left now :(

but max

pulp or no pulp

OK guys, we need to start a go fund me to get Max another gla...

oh you have another one

nvm

no pulp

i dont mind pulp that much

what about you spooky

pulp or no pulp?

I used to hate pulp

Now, I don't really care

some pulp is best pulp tbh

But in that vein, I don't drink juice almost every anymore

fuck max pulp tho

i have a glass of orange juice almost every day

how else do i get vitamin C

kappa

I love juice to a fault, so I'd drink a quarter of my daily calories in fruit juice

fuck

The mixed ones are my favourite (Orange Strawberry Bannana, whatever)

juice in general, apple juice, ive probably had like 16 tons of it throughout my life

almost all i drank as a young child, my favorite drink as a somewhat young child since i couldnt have soda

still have a glass or two sometimes

i should be sick of it by now

I was a milk drinker as a kid mostly

i dont like milk

Juices as well, of course

But I drank a LOT of milk growing up

im lactosintolerant, must be why im so short feelsbadman

dick milk maybe

Also, all the new Liberal milks are shit

rip

speaking of milk

Almond milk, coconut milk, bull milk

all terrible

have you tried your dick milk before spooky

So anyway

back to juice

oWo

i think thats a yes max lol

its okay spooky

every male does it

probably

hey umbreon