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Sunday, September 30, 2018
So long as she doesn't know
Good point
So don't be a homo and go in there
When is it socially acceptable to decorate for Halloween?
after christmas
first day of august
new years
Better question now that I've thought about it
Is there a point to decorating for Halloween?
yes'
spooky you don't want to scare all those kids from your shit shack
Other than to abduct trick-or-treaters Max
Umbreon, this might be it for me and my shit shack
how so
looking into selling the land and finding something else
So it may be my last chance to commit a Halloween murder in there
was it the bees
Somehow the land is worth more than the land+shack
makes sense
So I'll probably move all my shit out and then get someone to come torch the shack
We had a good run tbh
Watch the bees follow me to wherever I move to
Time to torch the shack?
nononono, all my shit's in here right now Vinny
I'd lose... something I'm sure
so... time to torch?
fuck, do I even own anything of value
didn't you buy a horse cock
im sure thats of value
ok ok, my extensive collection of horse semen, animal dildos, and child porn
That's all I need to save I guess
fuck
You can't demolish houses in VA using fire
You have to actually knock it down and cart the rubble away
just claim it was an accident
The deep web has shit for that
Anyone want to help Spooky demolish his shack Kappa
yeah lets all move to VA and help spooky
get on that everybody
Umbreon, just channel you inner-Pika and hop on a bus
You'll be here in no time
So VA is the next phijkchu hideout location?
And probably get to meet a whole lot of homeless people along the way
you think i am a commoner who would ride on one of those vehicles designed for the peasantry?
disgusting
VA is the only plausible hideout location tbh
If Leg moves here, VA can just be declared the Phijkchu state at that point
I mean New York is too expensive for living
Spooky buy a house that can fit like 8 people and we can have a phijkchu house
Kappa
Didn't we discuss this idea already?
Probably
probably
you think all our conversations are unique?
You’re funny
Nothing is unique here
Either way, it's a great idea that will definitely not in any way lead to a Phijkchu battle royale
where we dropping boys?
somewhere with a wheelchair ramp for Rusp
#handicapable
So anywhere in a major city?
if we had a phijkchu battle royale who would be the first to die?
The people who left Kappa
Umbreon, one of us is unable to walk right now
rusp could hide in a bush for a few months
perfect
Kappa
Anyway Vinny, those are the six biggest cities in VA, pick on
What’s the farthest from water
Charlottesville? That's where all the nazis are
Perfect
Richmond is probably second furthest, if you don't count the river
I mean rivers are just as bad as oceans if the weather gets bad enough
