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A spider

Those have 8 knees though Max

so?

He's going to need a lot of ACLs

Yeah spider seems unlikely

rusp become a chugma

Not sure if I can be trusted with more than two of these bad boys

chugma cum

ha ha

well done

Cars when

now

plz

Reggie, I was going to let Rusp pick when we do that

But you're free to supercede his wishes

Oh boy we doing it now?

So it's been more than a day without a single message in general

school has started

Oh, you're not in the new general chat are you Gent

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sonicdab

holy fuck

some show my younger sister was watching

there was a robot or something and the evil people said to hand him over idk i wasn't listening

and a young girl responded

"Don't call him he, that's gender bias!"

there's so much wrong with this

time to end it all

holy shit

this guy behind me in line for the stirfry place

just said "big yikes"

99% sure he said "big oof" the other day

>stirfry place

Bopit's become our token asian

Is that a thing?

Almost forgot, I need to get alcohol for this weekend's movie night

That was close

Oh, is that saturday?

I've found that if I pick a date, no one will be able to show up but if I leave it ambiguous, somehow people will be around

Do you think its bad luck for my friend to be using my kneepads after I tore my ACL in them

yes

Good

That depends Rusp, are part of your knees still in them Do these pads offer double protection now?

You think there'd be a bit of residue in that

It’s not like my knee bled

It’s just that they obviously did a shit job protecting my knee

They wouldn't do anything for your injury though

^

Perhaps

But still

If he tears his ACL this game I’ll have a friend

We should all tear our ACLs in solidarity Rusp

Good luck

It’s pretty hard to do

It involved a series of unfortunate events with how my leg, foot, and body all went different directions

Obviously it's not that hard if someone of your caliber managed

No comment

My caliber

I know, I was pretty good

Oh my surgery is finally scheduled

October 11th

Nice

He’s having me do physical therapy first

My doctor, that is

How many fingers are going up your bum?

>prepping with fingers

I don’t get it

Why would he shove his fingers up my bum when he’s got perfectly fine tools

what if tears that instead

My rectum?

He’s a professional, he would never tear it

Oh man

That reminds me

Here you go Rusp

One of the guys on my team was getting physical therapy for their hip and when the doctor went to readjust him he fractured some of his vertebrates

This all feels extremely relevant to ACL surgery

lol Rusp

Oh nice