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the essay

quick question

Lol

lol rusp

what happens if you light cum on fire

you guys are a bad influence on me

max

its not flammable

it probably smells terrible

It denatures

no you are rusp

ok fine what if you heat it

Just like if you mix it in boiling water

the water probably leaves

i imagine it would boil

semen gas

and youd be left with crust

and all that's left would be the protein whatever

Kind if turns into the consistency of egg whites

oh nice

thats how protein powder is made

scrambled cum

Cum crust

yahoo answers tells me semen will have a boiling point above 100

gee no way

so clearly the water will boil out unless you mix it well

we should all get together and boil our cum

the most scholarly of sources

pika

pika that isn't how it works

OKAY OKAY

essay

even if you mix it well

that isn't how it works

you did not use Kelvins

please use the official measurement of temperature

my bad

oh

i only have like one paragraph left

thank you faggot

Rusp, write about how isekai novels turned someone you knew into a weeb, and led to their suicide

i mean pika

it turned them into a week?

a week

weird

i wish i could be a week

me too

bopit hasnt killed himself yet spooky

what week is your weeksona

that wouldnt work

I am working on it Rusp

my weeksona is the first week of july

The week of Tuesday

i need that done by friday

You have so much time

what are you worrying about

talk about cum

but peer edits are tomorrow!

We will peer edit it

rusp does your school give you laptops/chromebooks

yeah

ok good

An essay should only take like, 1 hour max to write tbh

>1 hour

Kappa but not entirely Kappa

what a faggot

30 mins

ez mode

not grinding an essay out 5 minute before class

idiots

i can not sit and write for long periods of time

i have a very short attention span

That is a problem you should deal with

You should be able to do a page every 20-30 minutes

or just be me