banned-users

i have cum enough to soak through like 10 layers of toilet paper before

so everyone, when should the date be

bad day

no, this is dumb as fuck and I regret readin it at all Kappa

its not really a competition tbh

bc i would win

oh man

Max, if no one but me knows we can cheat with vitamins, I'm just going to embarrass everyone

can you even jerk off

I am not measuring my dick juice, still need to caliper my penis first

Umbreon has years of pent up juice

the amount of semen i have stored up has been passed down through generations

i didnt masturbate until i was 15!

>15

lol

I don't recall when I first masturbated

i didn't masturbate until i was __

try 9 but it never worked and still doesnt work

kappa

oof

>not remembering your first time

fucking 9

what the f

>caring enough about touching yourself to remember that shit

lol

that is quite pathetic tbh

i recall my first time

I feel like I was 13, but it's a story in taking with me to my grave

then again

it was not that long ago

same tbh spooky lamo

spooky's story is that he came all over himself

my story is very boring

I can tell my story

so I jerked it

that's about it

he came somewhere and someone found it

kappa

because i was old enough to know exactly how to jerk off

Thatd be 10x less gay Umbreon

spooky accidentally came inside his father

or tell me in dms

kappa

Some time in VC

Remind me

spooky is flexible guys

he walked into the room and it shot into his ass, because his dads pants fell just as he entered the room

the only thing different about my first time masturbating to now is that my first time i had no idea the nut was coming

just dm me it now

appaK

he managged to stick his own dick

in his own asshole

oh i know

spooky played soggy biscuit with his bros

and he lost

Spooky is the definition of violent semen inferno tbh

oh right

the essay

quick question

Lol

lol rusp

what happens if you light cum on fire

you guys are a bad influence on me

max

its not flammable

it probably smells terrible

It denatures

no you are rusp

ok fine what if you heat it

Just like if you mix it in boiling water

the water probably leaves

i imagine it would boil

semen gas

and youd be left with crust

and all that's left would be the protein whatever

Kind if turns into the consistency of egg whites

oh nice

thats how protein powder is made

scrambled cum

Cum crust