What has lead you to believe I have a bad imagination
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
you have no original ideas
kappa
can you jerk off without material
fuck i cant do that
Oof Rusp
can't even do it with material
wait
feelsbad
jerking off is degenerate tbh
without lubricants as well
I never use lubricants
so yes
>needing lube
i dont use it either
lube is not for masturbation
well like
lotion and stuff
not needed
i agree
>Needing lotion
not crying on your dick to lubricate it
anyone who uses it for masturbation just saw it somewhere and thinks you need it
Kappa
i should probably be writing my essay and not be discussing masturbation
buuuut
I feel like little kids who don't know how to masturbate, think they need it
No idea where they got that idea
And they usually figure out pretty quick they dont
yeah, what kind of idiot would think they need lube
have you ever masturbated lying on your back
haaaaaaa
I usually sit up to jerk it rusp
I do too
but there was one time
where i was very tired
Have you ever masturbated while kneeling rusp
and uh
what's the most amount of cum you have came in a jerk off session
have you ever masturbated while a dude fingered your asshole rusp
me neither Kappa
sadly not pika
hoping for that special somebody
I have no idea how to quantify that max
was going to make a pun but it felt wrong
max
well pika
most people dont measure
it is not as if I do it into measuring beakers
first off where do you shoot it into
my mouth
duh
catch it in tissue because fuck cleaning shit
that's gay rusp
is it
its not gay if the balls dont touch
you should tilt it up and have it land on you
well see
that was my story
having a mans cum on you is super gay
then clean up by licking/eating it
about me lying on my back
I do not want to be gay with myself
not the eating part
pika
if you cum in a women
your cum is on you
when it leaks
its on you
my dick shoots cum out like a rocket
>not remembering you are talking to the master vocel
Kappa
your cum is inside you right now
that's hella gay
If you're in bed alone with a women, nothing you do is gay
It's like a get out of jail free card
sex with a woman is gay
what