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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
@Phijkchu_Pikachu
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They're pretty good
I eat them on occasion
man
I have to write an essay about why reading is important
To expand your vocabulary
well
So that the reader can understand your essay properly
make a meta arguement you know you want to
I'm slightly over halfway done with it and I've hit a wall
because i bullshit my way to the point im currently at
well thats not good
and have no idea how to take it any further
when in doubt bullshit more
just bullshit harder
is this a standard 3 arguement essay that hs likes to make you write
post it
we'll peer edit
Kappa
this is a college class
Oh I see
english is my best subject but im not good at the writing part
AP English what
im guessing
idk
it has some weird name
amazing
Literature im guessing
its just some college writing course
lit then
probably
its lit xd
If you are stuck on arguements, include that reading allows you to get a better understanding of the culture of the time the story came out
kek
I am sure you can bs that into an arguement
my bs so far has been that your imagination is wonderful
and that reading lets you explore that
not that i believe any of it
Just say you only get turned on by reading smut
Thus, it's imperative for furthering your genetic line
Half way through argue that lolicon dojinshi is peak literature, and related that back to your thesis
I'm not sure if I explained this essay correctly
its a "reflective essay"
and it has to be based around an experience in my life
those are the worst
so obviously, i made up a bullshit story
write about the smut you wrote
easy
This one time I read a book and got horny, thus reading allows one to explore their sexuality, and thus, themselves
about how i never liked books and one day i found the perfect book
The Phijkchu fanfiction
what's the perfect boik
i should just turn in that pika x sonic story i wrote
book*
how do you get horny from reading
Easy
ask max, that is a woman thing
Kappa
Umbreon
shove the book up your vagina umbreon
easy
Umbreon, I'll send you some sites 😉
Your imagining is the most important part
IMAGINATION
If you can imagine the scene
aparently i have the imagination of a toddler
then it's pretty good
IT ALL TIES INTO MY ESSAY
at that point, why fucking read tbh
just come up with the scenerio yourself
reading smut just seems lazy then
oh yeah