to tickle your prostate
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, September 1, 2018
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wtf
id do it for 5
now
how about a girl with a fake dick
a strapon
a trap
a bit
its better now
spooky
would you date a girl
who had nothing down there
"sex"
you mean
MAD PUSSSS
umbreon is one
kappa
umbreon
how many hoes
do you have
is the spreadsheet
in excel
or google spreadsheets
we did
earlier
means happy
and had big hands
and is a bit hairy
and had an addams apple
yes? but theyre not pronoun-
yeah
i think
fun fact
trans/traps get their vocal cords shaved sometimes
to have higher voices
did he
sound better
rip
most people i know
shaving it worked
not having any context for any of this makes it seem like max has gone insane
wait wait
how do you know
his penis size
monster
schlong
is it bigger than yours
holy shit
they exist?
umbreon your penis isnt tiny, its just hiding
maybe youre a grower
and have never had an erection
kappa
oh so umbreon
1 inch of your dick
is inside of you actually
its a bit
but
people do surgery
to extend it
yeah
umbreon
if youre doing dick surgeries
youre going to be doing the weird shit
you could find homeless men
offer them a place to eat and sleep
then drug them
then do weird surgeries to them
and keep them in cages
but spooky
you can get new victims constnatly
yeah
you can experiement forever
maybe you can combine them
nah spooky
what you do is
make a drug