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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, August 21, 2018
So fast it is still private nice
Oh boy
Oh no
the ants are coming for me
they've invaded the house
become queen
then rule over them dialga
I know where the nest is
i just need to devise a plan to destroy it
in the most cruel way possible
poor flammable liquid in hole
drown them in your cum
add fire
spooky
what is wrong with you
buy an anteater
oh do you not have enough dialga
I could send you some
We could all pitch in and help if need be
I don't want to have a circle of guys sitting in my backyard jacking off
why not
that’s just a normal Tuesday for me
I have to image the Phijkchu semen pow-wow is preferable to the anthill
it's not
fine, fine
poor molten metal down it
and make some fine art
I thought about that but I don't have a way to get molten metal and transport it to the ant nest
I see, I see
Well than
Those are the only three ways to possibly deal with ants
Looks like you’re out of luck
no, its not
Hot water will probably suffice
or some other hot liquid
Yeah, Hot soapy water
is probably the most practical solution
that seems like the easiest way
why not just do that
i will
uh no
window cleaner
max
that will probably kill all grass
so?
you act like there's any grass in my yard
see?
grass is a weed anyway
just spray some window cleaner
I’m sorry
itll fuck em all up
my yard is a weed infested wasteland
I live in a very grassy place
Man, I wonder if my homeowners association would appreciate me replacing my yard with sand dunes
called ohio
you see rusp, I live in the desert
Oh man guys, movie night this weekend is going to be great, there are so many bad movies for us to watch
or i could not join and watch actually good stuff
You're going to miss out on so many amazing movies though
no i wont
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/75/ee/80/75ee803a84341661ca3150ecbdf61212.jpg
Cars 4
I can't even remember the last time i watched a movie
I actually say that
definitely worth it
I would much rather just watch an anime series
I mean, we have those too
But those are way less funny to group watch
oh boy
movie nights this weekend?
Unless someone here's going on another surprise beach trip Kappa
Also Rusp, fix your internet so you can actually watch
Yeah