banned-users

what if I give you a fidget spinner

except Umbreon, he gets -.01 usd for every fe question he answers

oh nice

it's probably like

at least 8 usd now

I should charge to give fe advice Kappa

i could just give him one for free

I’m charging 9.99 btw

then he would owe me

i owe you 10k fe questions

seems reasonable

ask me an fe question right now

okay

what does alm say to faye in the final support in fe sov

shhh

that’s an easy one

“Fuck you faye, I do not like you because you are gay.”

damn

you're right

I’ve played every fe game

100%ed

okay now explain alms entire story

oof

to spoil bopit

alright

alm is some big muscley fuck right

and his ultimate goal is to get some boy pussy from his boy small green haired male child

so he turns down faye for that boy pussy

and he has a mark on his hand

the mark is a restraining order

oh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9bs3N9UIAABJdj.jpg

see

muscley

told you

god his falchion must be large

Look, no chest hair

there's nothing hardwr than my grandfather

H I G H - T

alm is 17 iirc

Holy shit

That’s how old I am!

Now look at Hector

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/78/39/cd/7839cd8c35366fe7dc78dc717cd9f3c4--fire-emblem.jpg

Yeah yeah yeah

That’s cool and all

But have you seen my boy donnel

donnel is a literal pot head

better than being a figurative one

gotta keep the IQ up

hey umbreon fe question, how many fe games can you think of that aren't "Heroic lord/MC has to defeat evil man but the evil man isn't the true evil, instead it's some evil monster/dragon"

2

those exist? Kappa

uh

the answer is 2

rusp might be right

let me review

no need my man

warriors doesn't count

I’ve got every plot internalized

i think only 1

very diverse story lines

incredible

oh no that just spoiled pika and bopit!!!

Lol

What about the Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE game?

Nope, I looked up the final boss

kek

Masterful story writing

that should be a secret port reveal at the fe direct

tmsfe final boss is a dragon

i rather fe echoes fe4 get announced

than tms fe

port*

but a port could let a sequel happen

but a remake of Umbreons favorite fe, so it must be the best fe

Tiki's face at this timestamp

tmsfe being ported only means that it might get feh units