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i legitimately just got scared

while playing minecraft

fuck me

lmao

Did the herobrine spook you ? xd

xD

i was in a desert pyramid nothing was in it

i dig down get the chests

im pillaring back up

and all of a sudden a skeleton is there and shot me

it gave me a fright not gonna lie

i got jumpscared in minecraft

Fnaf 7: Desert Temple

is freddy the skeleton

The classic Minecraft jumpscare

So, if you'll recall, last week I made a carrot cake and didn't exactly know how to get rid of it

Well, I've made the same mistake again

god damn it

Pika, you need to live near me so I have someone who can just eat the mountain of shit I bake, that I only want a piece of

Cooking in bulk is great when you're living with company

It's not even cooking in bulk though

There's no real way to make a serving smaller than 1 cake/pie

Um

It's just that; living alone, I can't really realistically eat a whole cake myself

Rather, I shouldn't

you should

perfectly healthy

As a fat gentleman, you can and should eat all of that cake Kappa

As another fat gentleman, I might just eat that cake for you Kappa

It feels gay to feed Pika my frosted treats though

If you put it that way

If it makes it better, this cake is purple

just make your cakes shaped like twinkies and just frost the tip and go from there

wait

how the fuck is a carrot cake purple

you could just make 1 or 2 cupcakes spooky

It's not a carrot cake

This one is a rum cake

oh

purple carrots exist

I think you can also do a beet cake

Which would be purple

carrots were originally purple

so was my dick tbh

Heirloom carrots

when i was born the umbilical chord somehow got wrapped around it

normal

You can make single serving cakes

Or cupcakes

>single serving cake

Yes, let me use 1/5 of an egg, 2 teaspoons of milk, and measure my cake flour with a thimble

Souffles then

how about pancakes spooky Kappa

you can get the maple syrup from pika

spooky just dont make cakes

make cookies

tbh

ooh cookies

i love making cookies and putting them in a cookie jar

Rum cookies just aren't a good

oddly specific thing to love

if you just want to put things in a cookie jar go collect some rocks

All the alcohol cooks out of them

to max that is

why do you want alcoholic food anyway

eh

Wait why do you need rum food

it just is nice to have cookies in a cookie jar

especially if you fill it

because then like two days later

you go downstairs

open it,see some cookies are gone

Max, what does your cookie jar look like I'm imagining it's shaped like some anime thot

and be like "people ate those even though I ejaculated into the batter"

kappa

spooky is a hopeless alcoholic

classic prank to pull on younger siblings!

spooky, alcohol will make your depression worse

>not putting rum in everything