banned-users

I wanted to explain so if the other fools wanted to know

the rubric asked for a single word response and you gave me an entire novel

lol

wtf are you doing?

some advanced math shit?

I'm actually curious

1+1=4

its my "is water wet" question

uh

oh

you wanted to make a dumb question

to ask random people

this isn't some assignment

of course not

I only see rubric in academic shit

fire

that is me

i guess

you guess?

are you sure

he is never sure

i don't know, man

are you even the real fire

sometimes people say fire to refer to me, sometimes they just mean to talk about fire

like the fire that destroys life

which is not me

or maybe it is

i don't know anymore

you know

fire is a blessing

a really nice gift

fire is purity tbh

I agree

fire is a trash subhuman

tbh

fire is like a wet noodle

but

how many holes does fire have?

what is with all the food metaphors

think of it as an experience

gey

hey umb

can I change my answer

sure

1 hole probably

when you roll the plastic into a circle

I guess it makes a hole

hey umbreon

how many holes does a klein bottle have

1

final answer?

so what was that "fire" for, umbreon?

were you gonna ask me something

or were you saying you're on fire

and you need help

look at this idiot

he can't even understand what you are saying

he must be gey

what is your favorite donut

the one filled with cream

how do i even answer that

do you mean like what toppings do i prefer?

sure

actually i don't really like toppings on donuts

donuts are tasty enough on their own

just a plain nothing donut?

ye

are you a nothing bagel kind of guy as well?

mind you, donuts could be different here in the netherlands than those you guys in the US have

hold on what's the difference between a bagel and a donut

everything or salt or poppy or gtfo

donuts are mroe pastry while bagels are more like bread

well if i don't like bread without toppings then probably the same with bagels

gotta add a taste to that garbage

like what

no idea

do you like your bread and butter?

what's a normal thing to put on/in bagels

cream chese or gtfo