banned-users

a branch of the military that has no way of fighting in space

well sadly lego, i dont speak for all canadians

I do though.

wait

As a canadian

we own the space tho

You all are welcome in.

nice

america owns the universe

the only reason i'll go to canada is if i'm driving through it to go to alaska

you'd be better off swimming

pretty sure you'll freeze from unexpected cold before you get there

The cold is why i'm going there

sadly

you'll still freeze

pika, as the tutorial dad, go to bed and heal yourself

He was never here to begin with

who? Kappa

pika build up an immunity to not sleeping over time

Your dad

then you'll never need to sleep again

my dad is dead

oof

how could you

probably same

oof

Not really he's fine but nobody listens to him so it's like he's dead

never seem or heard from my dad since i was 3 and my mom caught him doing drugs

oh

Wha

rough

But you came out normal

no she didn't

I think

>normal

being on this server is proof you aren't normal

define 'normal?'

Compared to the rest of the population here

straight white males are normal

You like it you sick fuck

is that how he gets you to do paid labor for him?

OwO

;)

Try beating your dad

nice

I beat his meat.

If you know what I mean.

no you stop that

No, I don't

Oh

I take a mallet and hammer the beef.

you beat the meat he buys from the store, to tenderize it

Yeah, okay that makes sense

yes dialga

ah yes, then there was my second dad who only ever worked. then on my moms wedding day, she found out 6 years later that on the wedding day, he was already looking for another woman

do you grill it for him too?

clearly best life

aw xbrox

xbrox is making this depressing

i was making a joke but xbrox is making it sad

i will stop when you dont joke about stuff like this my dude

can we do who has the sadder life dicksize contest

How are we supposed to keep up our personas?

I wana go next

I feel like this should be something we don't do

Xbrox it

it's not like

theres a line for everyone

this is my line

Is this because of me?

yes

clearly

My dad wasn't around for most of my life and I still joke about it h a h a

It's because joking makes everything better

doesn't mean everyone wants to joke about it tho

which is why