banned-users

im now reminded of all the dumb shit ive done there

aka going where im not suppoused to go

and cutting

None of it will top my cringe stories

you wont belive how easy it is to cut

just click for this one simple trick

As how old of a kid?

any age

just walk to the front and say you're going to someone and then look and wait for a single rider

works 50% of the time

Given that all the rides are operated by kids with their GEDs

I bet it would work

It does

except when they're busy

but my favorite ride is like never busy

I need to know, what was your favourite?

ive always enjoyed the dominator

it's actually relaxing as fuck

plus if you get it at a good time when people are eating

To me, that will always be a "new" ride, because I remember when it was added

you can just sit on it for like 40 mins

mind you your stomach will hurt after

but still

the volcano has too long of a line to be a favorite

As a kid I always liked the flight of fear, because it had all the fake aliens and never had a line

intimidator is too fast to be enjoyabl

flight of fear always haslines for me

But it got torn down, right?

but it's one of my favorites

no

its still there

I thought they got rid of it for the new coaster

no?

what new coaster

"""new"""

flight of fear is still there

The 365 coaster

oh

no thats right nexxt toit

intimidator

the intimidator goes super fucking fast

but like i said, its too fast to be fun

Man, it's been so long since I've been

thats why dominator > all

WAIT

Why did they rename shit

Rebel Yell is the "Racer 75" now

huh

no its not

if it is

no one calls it that

huh

The Ricochet is called the Apple Zapple

NO ITS NOT

LOL

They replaced the Hurler with this "Twisted Timer ride"

WAIT

huh

They renamed all the park zones

WTF

MY CHILDHOOD

i dont remember half of these "new" names

the newest ride i can think of there

I'm legitimately triggered

is the delirium

which is like the berserker (boat) but its a disc and it spins too

it's pretty fun

and relaxing

fuck, i realise all my favorite rides are just rides i like to relax on

Old Dominion ---> Old Virginia Grove ---> Candy Apple Grove Safari Village, Soak City, Planet Snoopy

Kill me

P L A N E T S N O O P Y

KEK

i love going there

and seeing all these rides

with litle kids

OwO