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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, June 24, 2018
umb
man
honestly if max grew a dick i wouldnt be surprised if it was bigly
you are fucking me with that name
bigly
Big league
IM GOING TO KMS
2 inch guy AMA
MY PEEE PEE
IS NOT 4732 INCHEs
Why would you kill yourself over your dick
that’s just
what the fuck
yes
Mmm
it’s one of the prevailing thoughts
did you just steal syrens color?
if you loose both your arms
your mom can jack you off
okay then
I’d rather loose a hand than my dick
What about me
Why not
Oh shit
It’s 3:14
that’s nuts
Don't split your dick open with an axe while you're chopping wood
speaking of nuts
umbreon you nut yet?
what does that mean
i what
cum
isn't that
nut = cum
im confused
or ejaculate
does
umbreon
Please
isn't that masturbation?
he really not know this
nonon
imagine nut
It just means ejaculate
as the cum or the act of ejaculating
nutting just means you ejaculate
like I JUST NUT
or EAT MY NUT
etc.
umbreon
WHEN YOU NUT BUT SHE KEEP SUCKING 😆
dont worry umbreon, ill guide you through the world of masturbation
is there like a certain way to measure a dick?
yes rusp
from the base
its a breif moment of extacy followed by dissapointment
Right
Kappa
the problem is
Then you multiply by the angle, minus the slope, taken to the third power
my struggle is the personification of the hero's journey
if you measure it the scientific way
Alright
pika
then thats dumb
Give me a second
nsfw
you gota measure it the faggot way
I need to do something
why would you stick a ruler up your dong
before I measure
to measure it
because ten you wont mach
Kappa
LOL
it’s very hard to get hard on command