Please be patient I have autism
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, June 24, 2018
exhales
anyways
umbreon
try masturbating
this was a mistake
once
go back to yelling at karp
try orgasming
that sounds very wrong
that sound very wrong
I CANT
What
look max if im like you i wont enjoy it
clearly
Bullshit
no point
i will
never experince an orgasm
i have accepted this
spooky
those dont exist
horses dont exist?
yeah
horse dicks dont
ever see movies with horses?
when do they have dicks
they dont
checkmate
i knew
he was going
to say that
umbreon
what
What
would you like some fe hentai
maybe you can jerk to that
Doesn't that kill you?
would you like me to teach you how to jerk
i refuse to look at that kind of material to indulge in that kind of activity
since your penis is small youll have to use a special technique
but i will look at that material for funsies
so umbreon
ill teach you how to masturbate with a small penis
Stop grooming the child
why are you of all people trying to teach me
so if you have a small penis
you should use like 3 fingers
what
yes
small penises cant derive pleasure from the full hand
i can't envision this
thats the secret
yes
or 3
anyways
use your thumb and then pointer and middle finger
to masturbate, instead of using a full grip
focus on the head of the penis as well
"@xBrox must be looing at chat going wtf" - Fire
Kappa
this will allow your small penis to ejaculate
i was playing a game, but now i see chat. wtf
are you teaching me to give a handjob to myself?
yes
nice
that is
blame fire
masturbation
>give a handjob to myself
need a diagram umbreon?
FailFish
here ill draw the technique
i am being bullied here
Yes
and fuck you gent
"so now what do we @everyone " -Porygon