NOT ALL SPIDERS HAVE TO BE CURVY
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, June 22, 2018
Crabs are thicker than spiders
I see I have missed a hole lot of zero content while I was gone
everything is normal
Crabs are hard though
Yes
spiders would probably also be a lot harder if they were bigger
maybe
I can’t put my penis into an extremely hard exoskeleton
i'm not a biologist
but i feel like they would
Well you know what
There are spiders bigger than crabs and whatnot
They aren’t bigger
usually
So it’s fine
there are some really small crabs out there rusp Kappa
checkmate x2
Kappa
The web hole is my goal tbh
Soft shell crab is the only crab I’d be willing to fuck
or perhaps a king crab, if I were a gold digger
King crabs aren't even crabs
Fuck you
what's a king crab
a large crab
would you fuck someone who had crabs though?
That’s the real question
king crabs
you learn something new every day
it’s real
“Red king crab”
Holy shot
Shit
5.9 feet
Soft shell crabs are just crabs after molting
Exactly
Get em while they’re fresh
Would you do the same to a spider?
Of course
Molting spiders are a real turn on
They’re all fresh
Had to choke back a bit of bile for a sec
And
New
ARE YOU KINKSHAMING ME?
he's not saying your kink is wrong, is he
he's just disgusted by it
oh
phew
fire is wrong
your wrong
*you’re
his wrong
i am actually wong
james wong
hello mr. wong
But porygon, he's just a furry like you!
WOAH
who is?
I’m not a furry.
hold up
rusp, was he talking about you or me
i'm mildly upset
thinking about this
Is there a way to measure levels of irony
I wonder how deep I am
woopsThink
roll for it
Oh fuck dude
I just found a really hot picture
wait I can’t post it in this channel
I need access to porn channel
ah jeez
if it is a spider
I am banning you
looks like we're gonna have to pass on this hot picture of yours
what a shame