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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, June 22, 2018
My dog attempted to run away
What have you done to it
Nothing
It just wanted to kill a cat
Like a good boy does
It's not one of those nigbulls is it?
Nope
It’s a little dog
well
medium-little
why
Medium little sounds pitbulll-y
it’s not a pit bull
I don’t want toddler blood on my hands
It's okay rusp, he'll be put down painlessly
My dog wouldn’t hurt a fly
He would spread it
Besides the many, many animals he’s killed
I occasionally go to let my dog back in to be greeted with a dead opossum
he’s even gotten a skunk before
danger
rip xbrox
My dog is an absolute powerhouse
mhmm
he reminds me a lot of my vag
And just like vag...
Oh, nevermind
i had a dog the size of a bear once
killed a couple cows
got put down for it
good times
As you do
Keeping pets is such a strange behavior
pets are the best
if they’re dogs
or geese
Why have humans decided to get emotionally attached to animals
Because they’re cute nice boys
why are people emotionally attached to money
checkmate, jews
also humans are animals
so fuck you
Kappa
Humans are a part of a social contract with each other
Why are you opposed to pets
I'm not, I'm just saying it's strange
They’re stress relief
And some people’s only friends
or, most reliable friends
It seems to fill the role of reproducing for many people
I mean
and that is totally ok
people shouldn't reproduce
We need all the birth control we can get
people are a cancer
Rick and morty my dude
what
nihilism
what's nihilistic about saying most humans should not be allowed to reproduce
It will likely mean the end of your own people
so what
Exactly
Damn
Gottem
if my people are a cancer upon this world
which i don't think they are
which i guess makes me a nazi but ok
but if they were a cancer
i wouldn't allow them to live
You sure got me
We need a little cancer in the world to remind us of what is right
a little
Which is football, pizza, and call of duty
Who's gonna uphold what is right if not humans
dogs