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reee i want teleportation

Walking distance teleportation kiiiiinda sucks

Wait

can you chain teleports together?

You can teleport but everytime you do it, you die and someone else takes your place thinking they're you

If you chain line of sight teleports you can get places pretty easy

can we have multiple worlds?

Pika, you wanna be like andy warski?

i would imagine i was in very detailed video games and be the hero. games IRL

He had a panic attack due to VR porn

Back

i hate snakes

No, that's just when a stripper rubs her ass against your dick

both kinds of snakes

What about worms?

Snakes are fine

I know some people hate snakes as well as worms

underwater so much that only his head is poking out, then hide the head

You can't just call Elon Musk

And Elon is payed by the government

why

what if it was the FBI?

brb

These are the questions that require you to be naturally witty/funny to answer

what was the question

Where would you hide a giraffe from the government

Gent, I could hide a giraffe from the government

Trust me

Just eat it

I could give a detailed review of the last few pokemon generations I guess

I'd have to do a review of something

Life

You would never have to farm

You have all the abandoned supermarkets at your disposal

You'd be set for a long as time

You'll just die of grief or something

YESS

When the ethnostate is formed

What if you shoot yourself before the clock reaches 0

Just ask it when a horse wins a horse race at that point

If we're doing genie logic of wish granting, it'd probably end up winning a practice race or something

Immortality is fine if you can wipe your own memory

Then you don't go crazy

No, you record everything

So you can constantly better yourself

You can probably remove the problems of aging

Certain sharks and whatnot don't "age"

Hippity hoppity

Bring the truck

Fuck magic

This is the exact same as asking what superpower you'd want

Man, I am thirsty. I could sure use a cold beverage.

Oh fuck you pika

Did you say the truck thing without looking at my post?

My skin

Your skin is considered one organ

Teleportation would kill you

>Flies over to hawaii to roast marshmallows to be the first Kappa

I saw someone cook steak on lava on TV

Why wouldn’t you try this

It's toxic

^

Only pussies fear toxicity

Sulfur steaks

Sulfur smores

They threw it onto the lava

my favorite

Gent your plenty toxic and your still a “functional” human being

high functioning

oh sorry

my bad

"one location" could mean earth

Just lure the astronauts back down

Live longer

Women live longer

xBrox has so many more options to pick!