banned-users

Pulling off a bandaid is more painful then breaking a bone for me

tweezers is for the finer things like eyebrows

not due to breaking a bone not hurting

You've broken a bone...

Like 4

Pulling hairs individually is not that painful, but pulling a bunch all at once (like you would with waxing) hurts

because you drink soy instead of calcium rich milk!

I've never broken a bone

Nah

I have broken teeth tho

Not fun

Have you ever had someone dive head first at your foot with a football helmet on

rip old man vinny

Somethings going to break

It was my foot

Vinny, I'd lose my shit if I broke a tooth

That or the eyes

On the left side top it's less tooth more hole at this point

I have never broken anything

I've had a ton of nightmares about losing teeth

Eyes popping out or popping are my two weak spots

Those are the ones that get me squeamish

Rusp, that shit'll be off limits in our wrastling match

awww, gent...

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No popping eyes

Also, eyes don't pop, they ooze

one of you boi's need to wrestle pika and "break" him

You read it here first

GENT'S TRANSITONING

you shits are transitioning

To be fair

I’ve broken an arm, a pinky, my foot, and my hand

I didn't lose teeth

I broke them

All very fun

Never been stung by a bee

Also most of my injuries have been caused due to me being a partial redneck

That kind of does apply to me...if you take the actual definition of "transition"

Spooky

Don’t inject your venom into me

the worst injury ive had was the top of the round part of a rusty nail stuck in my leg

Don't insult my green venom

Isn’t all venom green?

If your venom isn’t green you should see a doctor

(Umbreon)

No, some of the guys here said their's was white

Disgusting

Not this again

That’s what you get for drinking soy I guess

xBrox, I don't think I've ever injured myself too badly But I've been around people who have really messed themselves up

the worst almost injury and possibly death experience ive had was i was almost carried to sea by currents

Oh shit I forgot

I ramped my bike and landed knee first

I'm sure a friendly dolphin would have saved you

Broke my kneecap and ripped off a ton of skin

I read that as ramped my bike pump

was about to laugh at you

I almost got hit by a car as a kid

a "friendly" dolphin

my mom did get run over by a car on her leg

and that's why I never properly learned how to ride a bike

Almost got in a car crash a few weeks ago

Dolphins are rapist

foot or leg xBrox?

major

leg

rapists

yeah

my dad fell from the 7th floor of a building he was working on constructing and broke his spine

Max were you raped by a dolphin

Do you have experience with them max?

yes

i raped one

Well is rape preferable to death?

told him he was never going to walk again, he showed those fuckers all right Kappa

Oh nice

before it raped me

you cant just run away from a dolphin