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lol i didnt tell you where i live though pika

unless you lied to me

I know the town

ye, but where in town?

That's where Leg comes in

does not matter, it is a small enough town

we could go female by female and find you in a week

at most

>never go outside tho

even easier

just go house to house

You wouldn't know they were doing it and would get found while tagging along with your ma or grandma to the store or something

little does xBrox know, I am her grandma

this was a trick to help her become less of a recluse and meet people Kappa

well crap

it didnt work

Rip

well if you do find me, come celebrate my birthday with me. i got you, and 0 other friends coming over Kappa

K

catching a plane

i am a bully

https://i.imgur.com/tAHVFGo.png

/s

i thought dm's were a serious offense

im going to a bar for the first time so you can show me pointers Kappa

Max DMed someone

ban her

k

no that was a PM

drinking age is 18 in canada?

trust me

19

xBrox, go to a bar and accept every drink that is offered to you

There you go, how to be a women in public 101

especially from the people who look like drug dealers

Ideally, go with Pika so he can leave you unattended after you pass out to go farm in FEH

kk accept every drink and dump it out afterwards. got it Kappa

But don't let people see you dumping the offered drinks

I do wonder what you'll end up liking to drink

water

anything else is degenerate

water is pretty good

drink blackberry ginger ale

I have some p good wines over here

ask for the hardest drink they offer

then give it to random dudes at the bar

straight Everclear

tbh i dont plan on drinking anytime soon

or smoking

forever clean

smoke beer

What about something tame, like soda and vodka?

What every high-schooler drinks to feel cool

do not be tempted

alcohol is degenerate

alcohol is amazing

Don't let Pika sway you

>wanting to feel cool

naw

xbrox you should make your own beer

consists of water and holy ale. called 'the light'

holy ale

disgusting

normal gingerale ftw

^

i don't see color in my gingerale

i like all of them

They make ginger beer

I think it's terrible

But some people really like it

it probably doesn't have enough sugar in it

It's how you make a Moscow Mule