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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
but
Live life as a trap, or suicide
OwO bulge looks back
i havent done anything with my ass in my life ever
its been a good virgin butt hole
There's your problem
It's current year+3
Not putting things in your ass is abnormal now
What are you, homophobic?
omg i looked it up
this is what it looks like
Oof do not
wait should i put blue semen pic here or degeneracy
Degen
degen
Rob chat
oh wait robchat is DEAD
COUGH
OK, what have we learned
LMAO
Don't put thing near your dick that will cut it
im ded
that was literally just blood
And do put things up your ass to ensure prostate health
not jizz
So I should stop putting coat hangers in my eurethra
Got it
It'll be pink then
sounding GWumuGasm
Not literal blood
No Max
I'm realizing now, female semen is blood most of the time
What a superior gender
my testicles hurt now from looking at that
that should be a pin
If you give them a firm squeeze, bet you could be producing pink/red semen within the hour
my dick is called my twelve year old. so when im in public i can say "i am gonna go beat my twelve year old now" with less dirty looks
Letting go just before you hear a pop
wtf
wait
ITS CLEAR
RIP
how do you
let go
BEFORE
you hear something
You have two chances
Just make sure you remember how long the first one takes
o h f u c k m e e s a
I feel like rupturing your testicles would be pretty painful all things considered
pika youre overusing that image
oh you fucking think so
what a great assumption
Only high IQ fellows like me and gent would appreciate this cursed image
no real talk though
right @Gent
Torsion is every man's nightmare
Kappa
It takes so much surgery to fix things
I am sure gent is dying to a thot atm
i know a guy who got nut tapped and it twisted his testicle and got torsion and his left nut grew to 3 times its size
he named it Hershal
his left nut is named hershal
when he went to get it checked out
My nut is the size of my leg
popular youtuber northernlion had an inflated nut once
the nurs was ultrasounding it to make sure everything was ok
and when she was done he asked
Right....my dude
northernlion is full of shit, he does not have nuts
"is it a boy or a girl"
nah he still got both nuts i sucked them last week
holy shit i have like 4 nlsss i have to catch up on rusp, rip
Just put on your own nlss
You have the overlay now
i havent finished it spooky