H-H-H-Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
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play fire emblem 4
i dont care for him
Why the fuck are Asian girls so much better and prettier than me ...
It’s not fair? Plus there so many of them and they have way more friend options with each other. Their hair is always so perfect and their faces...
www.reddit.comyay
They're different and thus catch your eyes more easily. Asians say the same thing about westerners
hold on
okay nvm
Oh cool, other people are suffering too
we were talking in chat and did not think of the reddit post
Dialga, you 're a special boy
thought you somehow heard us despite not being here
I hear everything
whats the best asian
its where ALL the traps are, natural traps
The inaugural manlet thread • r/uwaterloo
This thread is reserved for self hating manlets who will never get a gf.
www.reddit.comtraps who dont understand trap culture and become traps
yes
you should stop browsing reddit
the uw reddit is good
it is the only good reddit
look
i spent a lot of time talking to traps
And you’re sure they were legitimate
the traps?
Yeah
they were "legit"
mostly know that because uh
they like to spam their pictures a lot
because they want to be validated as girls
so they post their pictures a TON so they can attain praise
yeah but, they want that with friends
oh ive been to this subreddit before
@WeWuzMetokur okay i'm all for drama but people do not take care of their fucking dogs totally natural to pet someone else's dog and smell to make sure they don't have a skin condition or fungus or something, it's way more common than you t...
I'm looking forward to all the wonderful Nintendo Labo LP footage that is going to start popping up. https://t.co/XR97mOzMAH
Can’t hear shit on my phone
@Spooky Phijkchu you should of made it loop at the spinning part
for like an hour
could post it on 4chan
r9k is safe now
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HA HA HAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/985241309505048581
Just wow. https://t.co/ajHoPVCA7T
pika, even i have a car/license
we were talking about it earlier
Baked Willakers
my car was free though
i can
drive to starbucks
im 11
What
the schools are influencing umbreon too much
>drinking is bad
You fucking degenerates
inb4 spooky is drunk rn
2-3 a day
WHAT
WHAT
spooky what was that wolf gun game
wolf team
http://wolfteam.aeriagames.com/
Wolf Team - Free MMORPG at Aeria Games
Wolf Team is a Free-to-Download and Free-to-Play FPS MMO! Players can team up for a werewolf shooting rampage or turn into a werewolves that can climb and jump on walls to destroy elite commandos
wolfteam.aeriagames.comits an aeriagames game?
oh god
http://wolfteam.aeriagames.com/
Wolf Team - Free MMORPG at Aeria Games
Wolf Team is a Free-to-Download and Free-to-Play FPS MMO! Players can team up for a werewolf shooting rampage or turn into a werewolves that can climb and jump on walls to destroy elite commandos
wolfteam.aeriagames.comINTENSE AURA KINGDOM FLASHBACKS
fuck aeriagames
wana play wolfteam spookt
spooky*
Wish it killed me
yes
do it
It looks like fun
Drugs lower your iq my dude
rimworld is gr8
YES
