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This isn’t even mine

THere's a reason though-

It’s okay

I bought 20 for a school project last year

We already know you have autism

3 of them were free

and the rest i probably just found on the ground

actually i stole one from a toy store the other day

the one in the picture

You seem to find a lot of things on the ground

like what

Like a vibrator

that wasnt off of the ground

The vibrator was an Easter gift.

it was in a plastic container

and thats not even the first vibrator ive found

I

What

the last one was black and much smaller though

yeah so

there's a history of girls sleeping in the rooms thats suppoused to be mine at others houses

and just open a droor

drawr*

oh look a vibrator and cock ring

how nice

drore

Rawr?

how the fuck

do you spell it

drawer

drawrer

Nice

>history of girls sleeping in the rooms

wat

it was for her boyfriend

she was like

22

I ASSUME

i mean

she could of been a guy but i dont think so

since like

she has huge breasts

>guy

and shes in my family

>huge breasts

and ive never heard of her being a dude

so like

.00001% chance

Why

Do you think that

?

It’s 2018, Max, everyone can be who they want.

true

she does work at hooters though

Oh that seals the deal

100% a man

I wonder if hooters has a no-penis policy

ive never actually

been in a hooters

I think they built up this reputation for being a strip club-lite

You aren’t exactly the target demographic

When in actuality they're just a mcdonalds

isnt hooters just

It’s a below average wing place with boobs

So a wing place

a restraunt but the girls wear tops and short pants

oh ok

It's a restaurant for creepy old men!

but do they have flat girls sometimes

Not that I’ve ever seen

Don't worry, I'm sure they do!

I mean what

rusp

how many times

have you been to hooters

Twice in my life

You're more likely to get girls who will work extra for tips at more benign places