but thats rude
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, April 1, 2018
at least i can consume like 1000 turkey rolls
Easter 2018, the day Max decided to become the "Easter bomber"
Saving people from the dreary social norms of the holiday with explosives
eggs with bombs in them
Oh yeah, opened discord on my phone next to my mom
fire is typing
DID SHE SEE
Guess what channel it was on
No lol
kek
do you see what you've done
I mean, I have explained huniepop to her
why
explain
Because my mum is alright
i feel like
if you were masturbating and your mom walked in to bring something to you
"""Fire""", isn't this twice now you've opened that channel in public?
shed give it to you and leave without a second glance
and youd keep going at it
She has never walked in on me
Also I am tactful
with how often i hear about boys jerking off
there's suprisingly little of them who have been walked in on
How often do boys jerk it max
You tell us
once a day?
once every other day?
something like Tha
that*
Personally anywhere from once a week to 2 times a day
Depends
on what
quote the range
See, this is why you never have any free time
how about you umbreon)
spooky too
what are your masturbation ammounts
i guess like once every 2 weeks
what
what
that seems low
Y o u n g
sorry
2-3 times a week probably
hmm
Clearly now we need to ask max how many times she jerks it
Low T umbreon
Yes Max, how many guys do you jerk off per day/week?
i thought that was a regular amount
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
about 1-3 times every day
Once every 2 weeks? Are you CELIBATE?
Seems reasonable
is it really that wierd not to jerk off?
yes
No Umbreon
I go a moth without if I never get the urge to
Well, jerking off is degenerate anyway so it's probably good to cut back
Month*
a month?
that's a long time
I do it daily/every other day
I only do it if I am bored and have time tbh
I think you also have to factor in time Umbreon,
For the guys who spend an hour a day jerking off...they may need some help
i guess that's true
Sometimes I'd go twice a day
I think most I have ever done was 3 times in s day
Wait, you're pika
that seems small
Fuck
Je suis fire
Pika, what would your mom think if you bought a child sex doll to fuck?