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But if you're below 6 ft, you'll look like a pumpkin regardless

pika

do you have rolls

bmi means nothing if you are an athlete

if so how many

pika is not an athlete

I do not really have rolls

>Really

okay then you're fine

I do have a stomach but it does not roll

just a big hairless teddybear

just sticks out

if it starts to roll

then you're fat

Your definition works for me then

Pika, do your tits kind of sag

350 and not fat Kappa

Or do you have a flat chest?

oh yeah

how are your tis

tits*

I have said

like a b

ish

hot

do you suck on them sometimes

how would he

>being able to bend your head over

lol

wdym umbreon

Imagine if by the time Max goes to Canada, you were up a couple sizes Pika

have you never seen self breast sucking in porn young man

at that point he's just be sucking his own dick instead of his tits

i tried to suckle on my nipple right now

i can see it happening

LOL

umbreon do you have tits too?

no

Pinned a message.

tHEN

i couldnt reach it

OF COURSE YOU CANT

IF PIKA HAS A B

HE CAN MOVE THE FAT

UP

i was trying to envision it

get tits then

sorry

My fat is mostly in my legs and lower stomach tbh

I can lick my armpit, pretty sure I could lick my nipple if I had one

DONT SAy SORRY

sorry about that

shit

GODamANit

Good submissive boy

What were we talking about before this

oh yeah, why am I scary

whenever someone says sorry like that

i feel like i did something wrong

this is why umbreon wears the collar

uh

what?

umbreon what color is the collar

My irl personality is literally the same as it is here, I just verbally shitpost and hang out

i legitimately do not know what a collar is referring to

OwO

neck collar

dogs my lad

think of those

like a slave boy

oh

lwed

dewl

sexy kinky slaveness

That's why he hates dogs, he feels insulted for being in their same position

ah

we could always get you a choker instead umbreon

what is