your child is 6 already?
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, March 11, 2018
yes
"Gerardo was raised believing that Medina was his sister, but found out at the age of 10 that she was, in fact, his mother."
Damn
Oldest is 66
oof
ok
Oh,66 is a cheat
She used somone else's eggs
cheater
id say we can probably get about 57 years of kids
naturally
twins though
Around the early 20's is the ideal child bearing age
we need to
But noooo, women are doing their college bullshit
get twins for each pregnancy
as a twin, i agree
Oldest is 59, but the mother was on hrt
its the optimal way
We'll count that
triplets could kill, twins probably wont and will double effectiveness
we need to find the most fertile man on earth
Can we speedrun child birth?
oh wait
i'm already here
all children will be born in 7 months
9 months is too long
What if you induce at 6 months or whatever, and just keep the children in the NICU
we need to maximize efficiency
quantity not quality
Where are you having these births Max, need to factor in infant mortality rate
this sounds like a sick experiment
Also, what percentage of your babies will you shake
yeah, and you're the test subject
What if you BLJ at the uterus?
each birth would take two hours longer
not worth it
What about those women with two uteruses?
i have 3
3 sets of twins
perfect
and a big penis
That'll be rough
we don't even need a man
you can be the father
im not very fertile
in that place
my dick isnt strong
darn
We need a father
According to Google, 20% of sloths have two vaginas
some have been observed with three
thanks for that fact, spooky
More vaginas than toes
who do you think is the most fertile man on earth
oh i know
pewdiepie
sorry
i mean simpleflips
roll for it
a d20
A few years ago I would have said Bieber
idk anymore
im the official roller
what am i rolling for
if simpleflips
is the most fertile
Was simpleflips already speedrunning this the whole time?
ok
Monday, March 12, 2018
i hate that there's no way i can have all these links (there's more, i had to zoom out a shit ton to just show this many) without this part coming up
like it makes it so i have to scroll up a shit ton
so i can get the links
sweet
the music bot
has a birthday avatar
wait glitches were banned until 2014
speedrunning history is weird
I was at starbucks and I saw someone playing feh in public, so I stared at their phone while in line
then they saw me and then gave me like wtf eyes
it was really awkward