banned-users

if its a mini blender, my guess is yes

let's toss max into a blender and see what we get

Finally a good idea

Max, if we had to blend you, where would you have us start?

uh

probably my brain

so i wouldnt feel pain

Would you want to watch, or should we get easy things like eyes out of the way first

i mean- if i couldnt just end myself

then uh

bottom to top

Well, given our attention spans, there's a good chance we get bored before we finish

it's not as fun if I can't hear your screams

high chance youll get bored up to her stomach

So if you're smart, and we spend an hour or two fiddling around trying to de-gunk the blades

You'll probably live, because we'll just give up

Just blend my smallest appendage first

Your choice what that is

so your small toe

incorrect

is it in your stomach?

Who knows

because if it is, we'll have to break your back bone to get it into the blender

Hell yeah

I won’t feel pain for half of it

We have a couple of Jews in the cult right?

If we ever have a meetup we could put these blender ideas to the test

wow. that went full 180

You okay spooky?

jesus even if i was jewish, i wouldnt want our first meetup to blend someone

no he wants to make money selling blenders

I mean, maybe after a COUPLE of them

what's wrong with a little bit of torture

I only have a problem with the racial discrimination. If one race is getting tortured, all of them are!

Huh

so what your saying is everyones going to be tortured equally on the first meetup of phijkchu?

that’s my dream, yes

Kinda disappointed I missed the tea talk

jesus.

How is this even possible

i have no idea

glad i met him though

I thought 130 was high

O_ O_

Arx, you should roll a d666

sure

Wouldn't it be something if you beat Max to rolling a perfect

Sad part is I’ve seen someone at rank 5000

Why do you shits have fun conversations when I am gone

Let's start it up again

and what conversation were you talkin about pika

Geass is a bad anime

REEE

also i just found chatlogs on skype from me and a boi in 2014

I want to killmyself

Well, what are you waiting for

a blender that can handle her

^

how many nudes did you send him

and how often

when she was 7?

Or just jump in an industrial shredder

also xbrox, you are not allowed to be active when I am not here you cunk Kappa

I sent 10000 nudes to him

and i realised now that he was 19 then

and so now

he's like 20 something

thats predatory and creepy

Get in max

i also met him on roblox

nice

thats where I met my loving gf

uh