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Thursday, March 1, 2018
the only weapons I own are prop swords and a Bow that's too small for me and some old broken arrows
i'll be fine against a gun guy
i should really buy a bat
i sleep naked, whats a man gonna do if they see a naked man charging them down while screaming and swinging a baseball bat?
go on a murder spree with a baseball bat to prove a point
exactly
bats clearly should be banned
hands should be banned so people can't be strangled to death
penises and dildos should be banned, they cause rape
no rape is caused by women not letting men have sex with them
and if the US acknowledges that men can be raped as well by women, then vaginas should be banned too, thats real equality
ban women
oohhh i like where you are going
and the stock market going down is caused by jews owning banks
so if the stock market ever goes down, ban the jews
Friday, March 2, 2018
All the local schools here are closed for the day because of "high winds"
Didn't even know that was a thing.
Really? Roads in my town are completely sheeted in 3 inches of ice and schools were still open
Short of tornadoes, I'm not even sure how "high wind" really effects indoor classes.
idk, maybe they’re scared power will get knocked out/the schools power is already knocked out
All the schools around here have their own generators as far as I know
Everyone I work with is pissed, because 80% of people are at home with their kids
Are schools in your area taught in tents, by chance?
There are a lot of liberals and hippies, but it hasn't gotten that out of hand yet.
No idea then
We live right next to one of the largest international airports in the country, flight are unaffected.
But schools, better close that shit
butt schools
Don’t want kindergarteners blowing away
An airplane weighs more than the average kindergartener, after all.
Don't most winds blow S-N, they'll blow all the kindergartners to Canada.
Make Pika real happy.
idk they aren’t 2d
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Getting to school is a problem when cars are flying off the road.
Speaking of earlier, it's really fucking windy outside
OK, so I take back everything I was saying, shitting on the wind earlier
Driving home, the highway was a shitshow, and there were 4-5 accidents that were caused by the wind
LOL
tornados /s
rab lol
kids should have still had school
Survival of the fittest and all
Yeah
give them guns too
Exactly
It'd be great to watch
As long as we don't let them vote, let's enfranchise the shit out of them
I want drunk grade-schoolers to perform drive-bys
let's just get rid of all rules if you're under 17
Make child-on-child crime legal, but nothing else
That way, you're safe when you hit 18
oooo
Well, you're not safe from blacks, but from everything else at least
The strong willed survive
watch them eat tide pods now
I think it'd convince more women to have more kids
When child mortality was high, lots of kids
Now, not so much
isnt that a rule or something? or like something with animals
they produce a lot more kids
than survive
Either way, I want my future sons/daughters to be engaged in blood sports with their peers
I swear to God, if I haven't buried at least half-a-dozen of my kids, I'll be a failure of a father
hot
just found out this was a thing
You JUST found that?
That's like one of the most famous movie reviews
what's star wars
its like star trek
Redlettermedia is a great channel
Ha ha
1 down 4 to go
ha HA