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Spooky Phijkchu Feb 20, 2018 10:02 PM banned-users Pinned 0

I have been tasked to deliver to you two stories, One was written by Spooky, a fan favourite of the cult The other was produced by Rusp, and his retarded erection Story 1) https://pastebin.com/17sGrYkF Story 2) https://pastebin.com/k6zcnQKt Take your guesses as to who wrote which, and see if you were right when/if we reveal such facts.

Tongue At First Sight - Pastebin.com pastebin.com

Morning Delights - Pastebin.com pastebin.com

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:02 PM banned-users

literally who

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:02 PM banned-users

was that

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:02 PM banned-users

in the italian chat

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2018 10:07 PM banned-users

Pinned a message.

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:11 PM banned-users

i cant control the rng my dude

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2018 10:14 PM banned-users

"Ha ha, my dude! My name is phijkchu_pikachu and I'm the head of the official phijkchu server! I'm kind of a big deal!"

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:17 PM banned-users

n-nopika

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

I made it

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

Thanks umbreon

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

spooky can reveal

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

HAHAH

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

yep

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

I wrote them both

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

faggots.

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

the secrets out

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

get Jebaited

legorhin Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

https://twitter.com/MumkeyJones/status/966142906565308423

When you first upload a video keep it private and write "fuck shit cunt faggot" in the description so the bot automatically demonetizes it. Then delete that, request the review, and wait a few days. If it's approved for monetization, then it won't go yellow again. https://t.co/zFYVPASHoe

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:19 PM banned-users

hey its mumkey

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:20 PM banned-users

you cant time art

Gent Feb 20, 2018 10:21 PM banned-users

Right, a couple youtubers have been using that method

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:21 PM banned-users

lets do it

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:21 PM banned-users

not that long

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:21 PM banned-users

whats your point

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:22 PM banned-users

i have a controller now, so i can probably do better than yesterday

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:22 PM banned-users

maybe get 12 stars

VinnyG Feb 20, 2018 10:23 PM banned-users

I need to learn my route better and not have Jake fucking me up mid run

taxes Feb 20, 2018 10:25 PM banned-users

orange goku when

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:25 PM banned-users

rainbow goku for lgbt rep

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:29 PM banned-users

the regret for writing a foot fanfiction is slowly setting in

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 20, 2018 10:30 PM banned-users

I'll beat you next time Rusp

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:31 PM banned-users

the key is to focus entirely on one-liners

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:34 PM banned-users

also you need to have a retarded penis

Rusp Feb 20, 2018 10:35 PM banned-users

the latter is more important

legorhin Feb 21, 2018 12:29 AM banned-users

https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-a-Goose-Attack

Stop a Goose Attack

Geese are territorial birds and are known to chase or attack humans who disturb their territory. While geese may chase people, an actual physical attack is fairly rare. You can stop a goose's aggression by respectfully leaving its...

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Gent Feb 21, 2018 12:51 AM banned-users

Just eat them

Garbage Feb 21, 2018 2:29 AM banned-users

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VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 11:20 AM banned-users

Well youtube broke itself

Deleted User Feb 21, 2018 11:42 AM banned-users

what do you mean "broke"

Deleted User Feb 21, 2018 11:44 AM banned-users

what did they change this time

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 11:44 AM banned-users

related videos isn't working possibly because of the demonetization en mass

taxes Feb 21, 2018 11:44 AM banned-users

youtube is now only in a nice landscape mode and everything is 10000x bigger

taxes Feb 21, 2018 11:50 AM banned-users

a-a...

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 11:54 AM banned-users

Maxamillion Pegasus behave yourself

taxes Feb 21, 2018 11:56 AM banned-users

what am i doing wrong

taxes Feb 21, 2018 11:56 AM banned-users

also speaking of yugioh

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 11:57 AM banned-users

your "Sneeze" is pushing boundaries

taxes Feb 21, 2018 11:57 AM banned-users

like 20 mins ago i explained the first arc of yugioh with great detail to someone

taxes Feb 21, 2018 11:57 AM banned-users

and i feel autistic that i remember that much

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 11:57 AM banned-users

(Also maxamillion when right clicked on discord wants to correct to millionaire and I find that amusing)

legorhin Feb 21, 2018 12:09 PM banned-users

maybe because you don't know how to spell maximillion

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 12:10 PM banned-users

Shh

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 21, 2018 12:38 PM banned-users

https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/7z6vwc/is_it_possible_to_lead_a_happy_life_if_you_are/

Is it possible to lead a happy life if you are under 5'7? • r/uwaterloo

Discuss

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 21, 2018 12:38 PM banned-users

No

legorhin Feb 21, 2018 12:39 PM banned-users

i read that as under 57

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 21, 2018 12:39 PM banned-users

lol

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 21, 2018 12:39 PM banned-users

also no for that

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 21, 2018 12:40 PM banned-users

58 year olds are the happiest people alive

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 21, 2018 12:40 PM banned-users

Kappa

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 12:41 PM banned-users

I'm 5'4 and I'm alright

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 21, 2018 12:41 PM banned-users

From that thread https://i.imgur.com/oIpbIkM.jpg

The saddest thing I've ever read imgur.com

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 21, 2018 12:42 PM banned-users

lmao

Phijkchu_Giratina Feb 21, 2018 2:07 PM banned-users

LOL

Phijkchu_Giratina Feb 21, 2018 2:07 PM banned-users

hm

Phijkchu_Giratina Feb 21, 2018 2:07 PM banned-users

🚬

legorhin Feb 21, 2018 2:27 PM banned-users

metal gear survive releases today

legorhin Feb 21, 2018 2:27 PM banned-users

i can't wait for all the drama that will ensue

mada003 Feb 21, 2018 9:21 PM banned-users

https://youtu.be/52JxzhFjKQU

The SpongeBob SquarePants Anime - OP 2 (Original Animation)

The second opening to the worldwide acclaimed, multi-award winning SpongeBob SquarePants anime is here! The Krusty Krew mourn a lost friend as a tentacled fo...

youtu.be

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 21, 2018 9:27 PM banned-users

That is the perfect song to have picked

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 10:10 PM banned-users

Welcome to half a month ago

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 21, 2018 10:17 PM banned-users

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Spooky Phijkchu Feb 21, 2018 10:17 PM banned-users

See, but you used a long URL

Deleted User Feb 21, 2018 10:18 PM banned-users

thumbnail is also even less appealing

Rusp Feb 21, 2018 11:35 PM banned-users

Rusp Feb 21, 2018 11:35 PM banned-users

I regret pausing the video

VinnyG Feb 21, 2018 11:41 PM banned-users

LOL you’ve got perfect timing

legorhin Feb 22, 2018 12:10 AM banned-users

https://youtu.be/6RNOWnYJWxI

BANNED?! Crowder Not Welcome at DePaul… | Louder With Crowder

Steven Crowder talks about the recent controversy surrounding a potential Louder With Crowder live show at DePaul University. Want to bring #LwC to YOUR scho...

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legorhin Feb 22, 2018 12:11 AM banned-users

crowder didn't even try to do a show at DePaul

VinnyG Feb 22, 2018 8:39 AM banned-users

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VinnyG Feb 22, 2018 8:39 AM banned-users

@Phijkchu_Pikachu god damn it I was DONE.

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 22, 2018 9:03 AM banned-users

Where's my convincing trap Mario outfit?