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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Tuesday, February 6, 2018
wtf happened to my name lmao
Sure https://t.co/j3hCe76omg
No clue
Blame fire
So Jim's fans want him to livestream his death
no clue why he did it
Great idea
maybes jims death will function on jim time
and takes months depsite him being on his deathbed
if not years
All the laughter is destroying his lungs
It'll be 10% autistic crying and 90% blaming Jim's asian jewess for killing him
Pika, I hope you at least consider livestreaming your death
We'd all want to watch
If I know I am goind to die
I will consider it
so do we know why he is dying
you can quote me on that
"bitter male feminist"
bitter male feminists, the new alt right
Male feminists might as well be considered criminals at this point
Man Pepsi's CEO is retarded
yeah, I saw he did some shit
what exactly was it
Gave an interview talking about how men and women are different
Let me format this quote
I understand that men and women eat chips very differently. Can you tell us the differences?
When you eat out of a flex bag — one of our single-serve bags — especially as you watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth, because they don’t want to lose that taste of the flavor, and the broken chips in the bottom. Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth.So is there a male and female version of chips that you’re playing with, or no?
It’s not a male and female as much as “are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently?” And yes, we are looking at it, and we’re getting ready to launch a bunch of them soon. For women, low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse. The whole design capability we built in PepsiCo was to allow design to work with innovation. Not just on packaging colors, but to go through the entire cycle, and say, “All the way to the product in the pantry, or how it’s being carried around, or how they eat it in the car, or drink it in the car, what should be the design of the product, the package, the experience, so that we can influence the entire chain?”Look forward to custom female-ready snacks soon Max
WOMEN 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 SAME 👏 AS 👏 MEN
Kappa
reeeee men only chips
but they also get specialty items
Women will complain that it won't be as cheap as male chips
ceo should double down tbh
Why would you ever buy food that's branded "for women" or "for men"
See empty bags of chips as womans chips with a message of "if you are fat, you cannot get a husband"
just fucking go nuts
because E 👏🏻 Q 👏🏽 U 👏🏿 A 👏🏼 L 👏🏾 I 👏🏻 T 👏🏾 Y
If you want to a store, and saw "milk for men" on the shelf
I'd be wary as fuck in purchasing it
some items make sense
I would assume chinese mistranslation
Not food
and question the quality
Hair products and the like, sure having gendered choices make sense
"This store sells the man food, that store sells the women food"
they might not market it like that though
i mean, items that fit better in like... a purse make sense
I have no idea if any of you drink soda, but Coke is shotting themselves in the foot in much the same way
Trying to rebrand all their soda to attract millenials
Because they need year-over-year growth, and can't be satisfied with their ridiculous market share
I mean, all soda is either coke or pepsi brand at this point
I do not drink coke or pepsi specifically though
never liked the taste
almost no big corperation is happy with all the money they make, they always need more
Which company owns brisk?
Pepsi
I drink that
I typically only drink brisk/neste ice tea and a&w rootbeer
bottled iced tea? ew
Like hell I am making my own
too much work
it tastes so much better
I agree
also hot tea > cold
I mostly drink water
Pika, you're from the north so you cant make sweet tea to save your life
and fuck that
Cold >> hot
sweet tea > bitter
the ice capp is the greatest canadian drink from tim hortons
Pika, Black Mage left again
Can't we just help him with his essays
he could also just close discord
