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tbh

im your prof

Why has your class been canceled 3 times in the past week?

You believe quantum mechanics proves global warming is wrong and the earth is cooling max

srry, i had to masturbate to traps

he has the flu spooky

L E W D

flu is a fake keyword

quantum mechanics proves that the universe is cooling

checkmate liberalists.

so obviously the earth is too

for fucking lots of underage traps

FLU

Also found out

the class that has a 1/3 fail rate

that was not including the people the prof told to drop the course

Are you telling me, quantum mechanics is hard?

in reality, class started with 40 people. 8 people wrote the exam, and 1/3rd failed

of those 8

yeah i failed them because they were not cute

that is not even quantum

lmao

its classical mech

quantum only has a 15% failrate

Well are you a mechanical engineer Pika?

haha

god no

Well there's your problem, no wonder Max is going to fail you

I am blowing all 5 of my profs max

explain

;)

is classical just kinematics?

and thermo

Pika, I think we need to work on your other skills as well

kinematics

May have been neglecting them with all this school you've been going to

the exact class is both kinematics and relativity

with relativity being the end of the course

im actually all of pikas profs

Max you heve to pass Pika If he fails college he'll be forced to live a life of crime

Also 4 exams in 5 days

hype

G R E A T T E R M

Oh he's passing... ;)

Pikachu living a life of crime would be an improvement tbh

Pika, we'll work out some way for me to be your teacher next semester I want in on this action

lol

though it'd be more like coming out of the closet sense he's already a criminal degenerate

Sure, just be a physicist or a physics oriented engineer

Or you can teach me statistics

I guess

I don't think I'm qualified to teach most/any of the subjects you need in your current program

Switch majors Pika

k

to what

your statistics assignments would just been keeping track of all the teachers you blow and the data points that go along with it

Here is third year courses

Stat project: determine tha actual probability of getting raped on campus

<<1%

since all the students are asians

I can fend them off

Also, does UWaterloo not make you take any elective courses?

Not my program

We have no bullshit

no mandatory bullshit english courses or anything

unless you fail an english proficiency exam

then you need to take an english course

Pika you should learn japanese

not that kind of asian max

chinese asians

and korenas

japanese go to their universities

the shitty ones yeah yeah

If it was japanese, I would be more okay with it