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As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. 😃
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The reason i made up the bs about having a brother I killed hi at birth my cord rapped around his neck and he was strangled to death i gave info that is not entirely false i was in hospital from bone cancer the operation to have it removed made me lose 80% of my nerves in my left leg leave me i do only have on eye because my mother stabbed it till it came out i do have a split personality i trustnoone any mor because my mother stabbed me and i loved her And i did leagally change my to ritsuka aoyagi as we have simalar pasts plz dont ban me

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