banned-users

coffee is really good

Don't go Max I can change 😭

it isn't though

*addictive

I don't even use it to wake up

I just like the taste

max is a drug addict, that explains a lot Kappa

Actually I think I have

I have neveeeeer tried any drugs

caffiene is a drug

not even medicine?

I tried some of my ex's once but I think she gets like weird hipster blends

non medicinal*

Caffine is barely a drug

you tried max's coffee?

his other ex

welp im officially single

Max noooooo

that lasted longer then i expected

same

tbh I forgot about the joke

don't tell bopit

i missed the joke completely

lol, it started a month ago

The joke was never taken far enough

What, did me and Max need like a sex scandal or something?

no it needed drama

Max I can be better, I'll try coffee just for you Keepo

It needed an ammount of work to be put into it which would render it unfunny In and of itself becoming an even better joke

too lazy to put that much effort in

take it so far it stops being a joke and they become an actual couple

Max haven't you learned anything in your 11 years of life, women don't put effort into relationships

That was all on Loveland

i don't want to put effort in

I was until she broke up with me 😭

How could she

though lol, in my last REAL relationship I put in the most effort

didn't you say you put more effort in than your previous boyfriend?

yeah

ye

And as we told you back then, you did it wrong

and thats definitely why he broke up with you

Ouch

forgot the Kapap

Probably broke up with me because I didn't have kkk breasts Kappa

is that even a thing?

yes

I learned about it on game theory iirc

don't remember why

does that require gaining 200 pounds?

oh the zelda has fake breasts video

probably

maybe

or maybe it was a who has the biggest breasts of Nintendo

i feel like that was a video

was it captain falcon?

Clearly

Oh yeah I remember that

It wasn't someone in Nintendo it was some black woman

no i mean like

the black women was the kkk breasts

but the video was about who had the biggest breasts in nintendo iirc

Oh yeah yeah

Oh no it was determining whose were real or fake

Like every Nintendo girl was fake apparently

w.e

Fucking hell

I leave for a couple hours and the lovers split up

r u i n e d

they also talk about shit patt

the worst

I don't watch him anymore

I just used to

Don't worry pika, she'll be back

They always come back 😎

trie

not this time