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more sodium

If I'm going to eat bugs, I'm going to salt them

i'm going to cover them in chocolate

I am going to cover myself in chocolate

Be careful not to use the wrong kind Pika, don't want you getting stuck in a chocolate shell

>implying I don't

I spend too much money on coffee

send help

easy solution

end yourself

no

because then I couldnt drink Starbucks

make your own

that's a lot of work

and a lot cheaper

wait how is putting a filter and beans in an automatic thing a lot of work

well I mean, it's a lot of work to make something not as good as starbucks coffee

buy some chocolate syrup

>implying I don't have chocolate syrup in my fridge

I should make my own coffee, I mean I HAVE before, but like I said, starbucks is a lot better

Just become a coffee snob

maybe you're just bad at it and need to practice

You'll feel the need to french press and dry roast everything yourself

Ironically, saving money

get some pet moneys to poop out the beans for you

>Starbucks

>coffee

timmies >> cuckbucks tbh

i went to tim hortons when i was in canada, it was meh

>Unicorn Frappuccino

timmies is good for their ice caps only tbh

and their baked goods before they were bought by some US international and stopped baking it in store

it had fine food but nothing special

the muffins were pretty good

good for imports Kappa

Starbucks is really good

I've never tried coffee 🤔

what

don't

i might have had one sip of coffee at a young age

bye

Rip

coffee is really good

Don't go Max I can change 😭

it isn't though

*addictive

I don't even use it to wake up

I just like the taste

max is a drug addict, that explains a lot Kappa

Actually I think I have

I have neveeeeer tried any drugs

caffiene is a drug

not even medicine?

I tried some of my ex's once but I think she gets like weird hipster blends

non medicinal*

Caffine is barely a drug

you tried max's coffee?

his other ex

welp im officially single

Max noooooo

that lasted longer then i expected

same

tbh I forgot about the joke

don't tell bopit

i missed the joke completely

lol, it started a month ago

The joke was never taken far enough

What, did me and Max need like a sex scandal or something?

no it needed drama

Max I can be better, I'll try coffee just for you Keepo

It needed an ammount of work to be put into it which would render it unfunny In and of itself becoming an even better joke

too lazy to put that much effort in

take it so far it stops being a joke and they become an actual couple

Max haven't you learned anything in your 11 years of life, women don't put effort into relationships

That was all on Loveland

i don't want to put effort in

I was until she broke up with me 😭