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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
would you lewd oxygen to save your house
i would
minor fires
How would you breathe
not an entire state
you have all the oxygen inside of you
You just need to think bigger Leg
from succing it
Pacific rim this shit
interesting
calexit would fix it
Kappa
But where would we get our almonds then?
I need two cups of activated almonds a day
I l o v e a l m o n d s
who needs almonds if we can get rid of california
Build a wall around california, then sell it to mexico
should fund the north korean nuke creation
get them to nuke california
but I would sacrifice almonds to kill california and everyone who lives there
What is this almonds meme btw
is this some 4chan shit
there's an almond memem
meme*
No, California legit grows the majority of the worlds almonds
People keep saying it but I seem to have misses what activating almonds means
Or a large plurality at least
I like peanuts better
I like most nuts tbh
Libs were trying to push almonds as a super food Pika, described them as being "activated"
It became a meme
but fuck virginia peanuts, too fucking expensive even though they're amazing
of course they were
that makes sense
i am activated :cirGasm:
fuck
discord mobile fuckyou
tried
oh I need to resub
I like almonds as much as the next guy, and like most nuts, eating them is probably a decent snack choice, but superfood my ass
the true super food is pizza
Not trying to be a nutritionist, but most nuts are pretty bad for a balanced diet
They end up becoming the majority of you sodium and calorie intake
need to live off of cockroaches tbh
don't salt them then
you know what i was implying
^^^^^^^^^
I got a bag of salted crickets when I was in Spain last month, not bad
more sodium
If I'm going to eat bugs, I'm going to salt them
i'm going to cover them in chocolate
I am going to cover myself in chocolate
Be careful not to use the wrong kind Pika, don't want you getting stuck in a chocolate shell
>implying I don't
Kappa
I spend too much money on coffee
send help
easy solution
end yourself
because then I couldnt drink Starbucks
make your own
that's a lot of work
and a lot cheaper
wait how is putting a filter and beans in an automatic thing a lot of work
well I mean, it's a lot of work to make something not as good as starbucks coffee
buy some chocolate syrup
>implying I don't have chocolate syrup in my fridge
I should make my own coffee, I mean I HAVE before, but like I said, starbucks is a lot better
Just become a coffee snob
maybe you're just bad at it and need to practice
You'll feel the need to french press and dry roast everything yourself
Ironically, saving money
get some pet moneys to poop out the beans for you
>Starbucks