>Not being a true scientist and testing it on yourself
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
Pika, if you're not going to explain basic kinimatic physics to Max, as to why a spinning cock ring won't work
Someone has to
sorry max I dont have a viirginia
Pika it needs a partner
zek
Perpetual motion would not work
Max just clone yourself and give yourself a cock
The guy and the fidget spinner spin in opposite directions
What you need to do for a spinning cock ring is run a current through it near a strong mangent
giving off the perfect force to do perpetual motion
If you want to have a two layer ring, that allows the outer ring to spin, the inner ring would need to be tight enough to allow for that
That would kill the penis, or not work 90% of the time
You see, human lust works like a magnet
Or give the cock ring enough energy that it will spin longer than the cock will be attached to a living man
and using penis power(tm)
I can make this work
how does penis power work?
lust
Max, I have a better, more autistic idea
works like a super magnet
just divert the blood from an erection to power a water-wheel thingy
make it hand crack powered so that you have to raise and lower you hands to get it to work
this sounds like some demonic magic
I like it Kappa
hand crack?
crank?
it's powered by drugs?
nice
no pika
Chemical reactions might work in the short term
it has to be legal
what I just said is legal
and hilarious
crack isnt legal
i think pika meant like a lever, guys
nono
he meant crack
Replace the testicles with batteries, power problem solved
I meant a rope attached to a wheel tbh
no cracking knuckles
that generates power
I volunteer Pika to test
zax has the worst ideas
HOLY SHIT AIR HOSE
oh god
why do we listen to him t all Kappa
AIR HOSE THE FIDGET SPINNER
Air hose powered cock rings
Now that, that could work
hey bopit
ITS PERFECT
hey bopit
the women lays down and the man spins ontop of hee
her*
wait
It's perfect
the man spins
or just his penis
fuck you bopit
hey Bopen
you took to long for my meme
the man
was going to kick you the second you posted
but you ruined it
can you also make the penis spin?
I dont want to break the penis
ha ha
get fucked
your meme was hsit
that would need like
a ring on the penis
thank you
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Kappa
someone remodded fire
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idk leg
who else